Thanks to Cowboy. I have to repost this cause I fell out of my chair laughing, and I wanted to spread this joy to everyone I know. Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...> > (If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of> humor.)> > The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told> my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the> hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.> > Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the> door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three> times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed> another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such> a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with> him. (Even when totally smashed... three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos> totals 12 cuckoos--MIDNIGHT!)> > The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him> 'MIDNIGHT.' He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away> with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'> > When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed> three times, then said, 'oh, shit.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared> its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,> and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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Yes, this is really funny. I remember those days from my youth that sounds like something I would do. I was quite a wild one back then. Nothing to bad: just breaking curfew, in my early twenties I drank too much and usually ended up with a major hangover. Plus a lot of other stuff. But as I neared my thirties and was married and had a baby those days faded to just hilarious memories. Not to say I still don\'t have good times now and then. thanks for sharing this little joke, a ray of sunshine!! Be well, Debbie
you\'re welcome
That\'s really funny! :D :D
ha :)
crazy funny.