Get your thinking caps out girls........Monday is the LAST day of school!The Mad Hatter is throwing a costume ball.....Come as your favorite literary character and the more obscure the better!!The lawn has gone unmowed and I'll be importing exotic animals to add to the festivities.We'll have Lions and Tigers and Bears OH MY!!!And if I can get a big enough pond and water feature installed in time,some elephants as well!!! I just love elephants!And of course an army of gardeners to scoop up their poop! (we wouldn't want to get our costumesmessy now would we?!!)I'm setting up a circus tent out on the farthest corner of the yard andSgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band will be playing on the driveway......... I'm hoping that their "military like" presence will keep the local constabulary from"Raining on our Parade" as it were!!Oh........ and need I say that the character of "The Mad Hatter" is taken?Not necessarily because I intend to use it...........rather that I've reserved the right not to let anyone else use it in my stead.......Hatter's prerogative!Now, try telling me you're not excited!Teacher God NEEDS a good party!!!!........ and TG gets back on her hands and knees to continuewading through the last of the notebooks and papers from thedesperate but hopeful students who've been trapped in her brilliant presencefor the last few months.
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And hey guys.......
Thanks for all the love and support for my last Molly moment.
It helped more than you know.
Ahhh, I have my character all chosen, now to gather the appropriate costumes...Wardrobe please!!
I AM ALREADY A LITERARY CHARACTER I\'M KNOWN AS DR. KIMMIE, THE LITERARY GENIOUS WHO CREATED MY CHARACTER IS KNOWN AS THE MAD HATTER THOUGH SHE IS BETTER KNOWN BY HER ALIAS THE ALMIGHTY TEACHING GOD. THE STUDENTS THAT HAVE BEEN TRAPPED IN HER BRILLIENT PRESENCE HAVE NOTICED HER TENANCIES TO BECOME MAD (LOSING HER MARBLES MAD NOT ANGRY MAD)AND ARE FAST AWAITING THERE SUMMER RESCUE. THERE HAVE BEEN REPORTS FROM SAID STUDENTS THAT SHE HAS BEEN WANDERING THE HALLWAYS WEARING A FUR CAP ON HER HEAD \"THAT MOVES PERIODICALLY\" (AND IT\'S NOT THE PROPELLAR HAT) AND SHE\'S CARTING AROUND A BOOM BOX ON HER SHOULDER BLASTING ALICE COOPER\'S SCHOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER. THEY SAY SHE HAS CHANGED THE WORDS TO>>> NO MORE STUDENTS AND ALL THEIR EXCUSES... NO MORE PARENTS MAKIN TEACHERS FEEL USELESS...I\'M PLANNIN A PARTY WITH ALL MY MAKE BELIEVE FRIENDS... AND THERE\'S NO SAYIN WHEN OR IF THE PARTY ENDS...SCHOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER... SCHOOLS OUT FOR EVER...LOTS A FOOD ON THE PLATTERS... WHEN WE PARTY AT THE HATTERS... WHILE THE LIONS TIGERS AND BEARS...ARE DANCIN NAKED ON TINY CHAIRS...WE\'LL BE PARTYIN UNDER THE BIG TOP... WHEN BEHIND AN ELEPHANT THERE\'S A BIG FLOP... AND IN RUN THE CLEANING CREW... SCURRYING TO SCOOP UP THE ELEPHANTS POO- OOO... SCHOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER... YAY! SCHOOLS OUT FOR EVER!!!!!
NOW I DON\'T KNOW IF WHAT THE STUDENTS SAY IS TRUE BUT, IF THE TEACHING GOD IS BEHAVING LIKE THE HATTER WHEN SHE SHOULD BE INCOGNITO AS THE TEACHING GOD IT MAY VERY WELL BE TRUE THAT SCHOOL IS OUT FOREVER... HMMMM FOR THE MAD HATTER THAT IS....
OH MY WHAT\'S A LITERARY CHARACTER TO WEAR???
Bloody BRILLIANT Dr Kimmie!!!!
Bloody brilliant...... and,
..... you could always wear Lady Godiva\'s \"costume\" to the party!
THAT\'S IT JANINWE I\'M COMIN NAKED WITH HAIR COVERING ALL THE IMPORTANT PARTS, I AM ALLERGIC TO HORSES SO I HOPE MY NAKEDNESS WON\'T BRING ON A RASH. YA\'LL NEED TO REMIND ME TO RIDE SIDE SADDLE, NOW DON\'T FORGET! AT LEAST I WON\'T BE NEEDING A WIG, ALTHOUGH SILVER TRIMMED A WHOLE 4 INCHES FROM MY WAVY MANE. I STILL HAVE ENOUGH TO COVER WITH THOUGH..PERHAPS I\'LL WEAR MY ACCORDIAN TOO JUST TO PLAY IT SAFE...
MY MEMORY ISN\'T SERVING ME WELL AT THE MOMENT, WHAT WAS THE REASON LADY GODIVA GOT NAKED AND RODE HER HORSE THROUGH TOWN SQUARE AGAIN??? WASN\'T SHE A HOOKER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT???? HMMMM...... I GUESS NO PARTY IS COMPLETE UNTIL THE HOOKER SHOWS UP... AND HEY!!! I CAN DO SOME TRICK RIDING IN THE CIRCUS TENT !!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!
HA !!!!!!!!!
(((((((((I CAN NOT BELIEVE I JUST WROTE THAT))))))))*K
(JANINWE)---(TOO)JUST PLAY IT SAFE... \"JANINWE\" WILL YOU PLEASE FORGIVE MY ERRORS???? *K
SEEMS I WASN\'T INVITED TO THIS PARTY. HMMMMMMMMM, SO I\'M CRASHING, JUST TO SAY \"ASS EYES\" ..LOL.. OH KIM YOU HAVE ME GOING CRAZY WITH THIS SAYING NOW!!! HOPE YOUR MOMMA IS HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!! AH JANINE, SHOULDN\'T YOU BE AT YOUR OWN PARTY?? OR DID YOU START ON YOUR OWN AND PASS OUT SOMEWHERE IN THE CIRCUS TENT??
NOPE LISA JANINE IS BEING TREATED BY THE DOC.SEEI WAS RIDIN TRICKS IN THE TENT.. AND I HAD MY ROPE.. I WAS ROPIN UP ALL THEM TRICKS AND HAD EM RIPPIN IN TOOTIN ALL OVER THE PLACE... WELL JANINE GOT IN THE WAY AND I ROPED HER.. PRETTY BAD TOO.. SHE\'S GOT ROPE BURNS ROUND HER NECK.. I TOLD HER NOT TO BE RIDIN BETSY THE DAMNED OLE MILKIN COW AND THAT SHE WAS TOO SLOW AND GONNA GET HERSELF HURT.. AFTER ALL I WAS TRICK RIDIN.. BUT I BROUGHT IN QUITE A HAUL $5000.00 I\'M TELLIN YOU ALL.. WHEW! THAT LADY GODIVA LED A PERTY FAST LIFE I\'M GONNA BE LEAVIN THIS PARTY SOON AND GOIN HOME TO SILVER...HY HOE SILVER AWAY!!!!
OH YES LISA YOU WERE INVITED YOU JUST FORGOT BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING BUT \"ASS EYES\" ON THE BRAIN AND YES AT THIS PARTY I\'M LADY GODIVA AND YES I\'M RIDING A H-O-R-S-E NOW DON\'T YOU DO IT LISA! HA HA HA HA AH AAAWW!!!!!! SO WHAT LITERARY CHARACTER ARE YOU???? *K