She does it in the daylight. She does it in the dark, she does it whilst just sitting there, all alone in "park" she blows those eggs out sidewaysfront-wise, out and backlike they're itty bitty she's a biddy birdie FARTS in fact!(What can I say?.......... I'm Seussian!)The Virgin Queen is not daunted by the dark nor the lack of attention....I have padded the edges of her cage and am fitting her bum for one of those cone-shaped collars they put on dogs and cats whose heads are off limits for whatever reason (only she'll obviously have to be wearing hers in the other direction........ rather like a gigantic hoop skirt for birds I should think) and hers will have to be "P" sized of course!.........Because my princess IS a P!!!!! (hahahahahahahahahhahahahahah)I got my hair cut today......AND I AM VERY PRETTY!!!!Tomorrow I may take me to the movies! *smile*Thanks guys.......for always giving me a reason to smile and for pushing my brain to keep producing............. although the results can be a little scary! LOL
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I SAY JUST GET THAT GIRL A MAN, AND LET HER HAVE SOME BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
The man should be on loan... but oh yeah... what about that place out in Nevada... The Chicken Ranch... surely they have a hottie cockatiel for P... I think... Kat shall have to do a pic with P in her hoop skirts... I have Images poor baby... of her trying to fly with that damn thing... wouldn\'t it be loverly to have a whole bunch of little P\'s.... Huh Huh Huh... can we mama can we please.... *Smile*
You by the way are very pretty... positively... absolutely resoundinly a portrait of all that is confabulated... (I\'m running out of words... Oh darn it Webster where are you....) ok ok... a picure for the mind that is all that any mortal could wish... see you could have helped me Janine... I needed big brilliant scintillating enervating, verbage....
I may have LOTS of \"verbage\"
but Lady Sybil is the Duchess of Verbageville\"
and her words are the MOST creative of all!
And HELLO!!!!!
Why in the world would I let P have babies when I can\'t?
I\'m far too shellfish (oops! that wuld be selfisxh..........
WOW....... I\'m so generous I can\'t even spell selfish! LOL)
for that!!!!!!!!!!!
Besides, there is only so much poop that I\'m willing to be
up to MY bum in and I draw the line at baby tiels..........
I don\'t care how cute they are!
Now where the heck is Dr Kimmie? Maybe I should have her tubes tied?
Moi, Duchess of Verbageville? HaHaHa!!! But back to the more pressing matter of Virginal Queen P and her incessant laying of Sacred Eggs...the laying of future eggs was not in the binding arbirdtration agreement...thus P has violated the terms of said agreement forcing me to step aside as her humble and dutiful servant...it is beneath me to represent a fowl who doth foul!