Ok......... So I came home beat up and crabby, whined about it in my journal, got hugs, support and love from my crew...........and painted all the houses in Suckeyville FUSCIA!!! Cause life looks better in pink!!!!!So thank you one and all and now I'm offTO CHECK UP ON YOU!
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Suckeyville is now FUSCIA???!!!! Now EVERYONE will want to move here...taxes will go up...next thing ya know HAPPY people will move in...they\'ll want HAPPY MEALS...Ronald McDonald will be next...CLOWNS...we\'ll have clowns...I don\'t do clowns...especially not that clown...he spoke French to me once...he said \"French Fries\"...not FUSCIA...anything but FUSCIA!!!
Chartreuse??????????????
HEY WE ALL SHOULD PUT SUCKEYVILLE AS OUR LOCATION ON OUR PROFILES. EEEW PINK BUT FUSCIA?? I LIKE BLUE SINCE BLUE IS HOW WE FEEL MOST OF THE TIME. PAINT THE OUT HOUSE FUSCIA! OR SHOULD WE CALL IT THE SHIT HOUSE OR THE SHITTER HMMMMM (THINKING)
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Fushia....hmmm....isn\'t that a purple-pink? And talking about an outhouse in Suckeyville don\'t sound too healthy. I mean I heard about evacuations but that lends a whole new slant! I spent some time with Elissa\'s cat facing the wall. Do you know that there are 194 suckers on the wall paper in her little corner of Suckeyville? I visited with \"P\" but she was in the dark...so to speak. Evil had a silly grin on his face, it was really spooky. So I headed over to Kimmie\'s...had some left over spaghetti and talked to the cow. Betsy didn\'t really talk back but she was hoppin from foot to foot to foot to foot and her behind looked a little singed. There was a gas can and a big hole in the ground and dead fireants all over. Hmmmm. Zane and Silver were walking kid of stiffly so I guess Kimmie found out how to make their undies stiff. Lisa would not give me a hamburger because she\'s thinking about going on strike this Memorial Day and Janine\'s talking about losing her behind dieting and cleaning the shit that got kicked out of her from her backyard. And while we\'re on the subject what is wrong with the MacDonald\'s? I am a MacDonald! Well...I\'m not a clown and I\'m not Ronald....clowns are scary aren\'t they? They really don\'t match the fuscia...they clash. How many clowns would fit in the outhouse? Imagine them all coming running out at Lisa\'s barbeque. What fun! The clowns, the cow, the chin, P, Elissa\'s cat, Janine, Kimmie, Syb...how surprised would she be? And Janine could bring the eggless quiche. Of course she would have to put a hood over P\'s head but we would know her by her squauk....how do you spell that word? Never mind I just won\'t use it again. Run Free...Run Free. You know Syb I think you are right! Suckeyville is sounding more and more like a fun place to be but you do have to remember I do get confused! Maybe I\'m not supposed to laugh at the goings on. HE HE HE HE oops sorry that slipped out!
I\'m wondering away.....I can\'t scratch my head because I\'ve done a lot of that this week and I dug a small sore in my I wonder spot. Nite!
oh wow... personally... I like the sound of blue house and fuscia outhouses... with butterflies on them... oh yeah.... I got to go check out kaydeedid\'s new address... Oh gosh... now I\'m thinking of nuthouses... in Suckyville... what a riot... I can see the circus now... I\'ll have a venue for my songs... hey just think... awesome... oh... inspiration... I\'m in the outhouse now... I\'m in the outhouse now... They told me once and they told me twice... to quit eating greens with my rice... I\'m in the outhouse now... anal retentive... what does that mean... I see it there on my chart like 5 or 6 times... hmmmm says mother propably toilet trained Elissa by tying her to her potty chair.... sad sad case.... hmmmm
SUCKEYVILLE SOUNDS LIKE A FUN PLACE TO BE. I\'M IN, BUT I WANT MY OWN HOUSE, AND NOT A PINK ONE JANINE!!!!!! MAYBE PURPLE.. YEA THAT WOULD BE FUN, AND I WILL HAVE THE ANNUAL SUCKEYVILLE BARBECUE. BRING ONE, BRING ALL. OH WAITE, THAT\'S FOR THE CIRCUS, OH WELL... MUST BRING YOUR PETS TOO. ESPECIALLY BETSY KIMMIES COW. AND MAYBE DR. KIMMIE WILL LET MISS P FLY FREE FOR THE EVENT!!!!! DEFINATELY NUTHOUSES IN SUCKEYVILLE, THAT IS A MUST. SO WHATCHA ALL GONNA BRING TO THE BARBECUE, AND WHAT ABOUT ENTERTAINMENT???????? I NEED IDEAS HELP ME OUT GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!
I picture a house made of peanuts...fresh roasted with Mr. Peanut standing outfront with his tophat, cane and sickly grin. At least the smell of the peanuts with overcome the smell of the outhouse.
I picture Elissa running around with a potty tied to her butt...Lisa flipping burgers while P ducks and Evil waits expectently for any droppage. Kimmie is laughing her ass off at the goings on and I am struggling with a huge, ice cold watermellon with four demented magical birds sitting on the back. Meanwhile Janine is balancing her quiche and laptop. Silver, Zane and Zach are on the lake and waving madly from the boat. Syb is playing her uke and sounding strangly like Tiny Tim. Elissa is singing some strange tune about outhouses in May!?
But what I really enjoy in my vision is Mama, Cara, Adam, Jan and Pat sitting under the weeping willow tree enjoying their stories of us while Timmy runs with and chases Molly. What a party!
ideas... entertainment... sweetheart... we\'re an entertaiment dream... We\'ll sing dance stand on our heads... some of the more fortunate ladies amonng us will put pasties on their boobies and drag the grass to pick up after the party... during the party they\'ll throw them over their shoulders and under their arms and do somersaults... I\'m already working on writing some songs for this here shindig... oh... what will we bring..... pralines... yep I\'ll bring pralines... proper way to say that is praw leens... oh and I\'ll bring some decent coffee... strong dark chicory coffee... yall get your tums out... we\'re used to it... but..... for the unitiated... well you\'ll have no trouble staying awake for the festivities... and through it all... just as Katmac said... our loved ones are watching and saying... well... some things haven\'t changed... our moms and dads and all our loved ones... are just as crazy as ever.... Timmy has caught Molly... she has snuggled down in the crook of his arm... they have fallen asleep there by Cara... and all the rest of them take turns watching over them... Oh Katmac... please... don\'t let them darn birds eat the watermelon... I waaaaant some watermelon... please... please... I\'ll be good...
All jokes aside... I do hope the day comes that we get together in a park somewhere and have a huge get together... like the family reunions I remember from when I was a kid... because we are family... we\'re sisters and brothers, mothers and fathers, aunts, uncles, nephews and nieces, cousins... of the heart... Love Yall Elissa
I COULDN\'T AGREE MORE ELISSA!!! MAYBE SOMEDAY WE\'LL DO IT!!!!!!!!