Dear Doctor Kimmie,
My name is Penelope and I am writing you to complain about your advice to my mommy. She has pulled all the draperies and closed all the doors to the upstairs rooms that I like to fly up to so I can play and hide when I want to. She even closed the door to my daddy's office so I can't get into my box on his shelf!! She says you told her it would be good for me. She says I can't come out of my cage (AND SHE HAS LOCKED ME IN IT DR KIMMIE!). She says I have to stay here until I am better! So I'm going to EAT and EAT until I burst myself cause I AM VERY MAD AND YOU AND MY MOMMY DR KIMMIE!!!!
But could you please tell her how long I have to stay like this before she can let me out? The house is very dark and Luna likes it cause he plays in the night-time........ and if it makes Luna happy I think it must be bad....... So I think you should tell my mommy to open the cage and push back the drapes and opens all the doors again Dr Kimmie. Because if Luna is happy then I am mad............... and mommy only closes the drapes in Winter when it's cold. So if the drapes are closed and Luna likes it and mommy doesn't then it's ALL bad..........
and I don't like you Dr Kimmie. I want you to tell my mommy that you think I will be better NOW! You tell my mommy she can let me out NOW Dr KImmie......... YOU TELL HER TO LET ME GO...........
Because if you don't tell her when she can let me out, then I'm afraid she'll make it stay like this forever and I don't want to..........
I don't have to stay like this forever, do I Dr Kimmie?
Oh........ and my mommy says I should tell you "thank you" for helping her with me because she was really worried and now she feels better. But I think you're gonna let her keep me like this forever and I don't wanna say thank you for that!
My name is Penelope and I am writing you to complain about your advice to my mommy. She has pulled all the draperies and closed all the doors to the upstairs rooms that I like to fly up to so I can play and hide when I want to. She even closed the door to my daddy's office so I can't get into my box on his shelf!! She says you told her it would be good for me. She says I can't come out of my cage (AND SHE HAS LOCKED ME IN IT DR KIMMIE!). She says I have to stay here until I am better! So I'm going to EAT and EAT until I burst myself cause I AM VERY MAD AND YOU AND MY MOMMY DR KIMMIE!!!!
But could you please tell her how long I have to stay like this before she can let me out? The house is very dark and Luna likes it cause he plays in the night-time........ and if it makes Luna happy I think it must be bad....... So I think you should tell my mommy to open the cage and push back the drapes and opens all the doors again Dr Kimmie. Because if Luna is happy then I am mad............... and mommy only closes the drapes in Winter when it's cold. So if the drapes are closed and Luna likes it and mommy doesn't then it's ALL bad..........
and I don't like you Dr Kimmie. I want you to tell my mommy that you think I will be better NOW! You tell my mommy she can let me out NOW Dr KImmie......... YOU TELL HER TO LET ME GO...........
Because if you don't tell her when she can let me out, then I'm afraid she'll make it stay like this forever and I don't want to..........
I don't have to stay like this forever, do I Dr Kimmie?
Oh........ and my mommy says I should tell you "thank you" for helping her with me because she was really worried and now she feels better. But I think you're gonna let her keep me like this forever and I don't wanna say thank you for that!
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Maybe some soothing music? Ice water? A Pigeon?
Oh Moon Doggie its good to know you can run and play. Run free Moon Doggie ....run free.
Janine I cannot see why you don\'t like the dark. Everyone treats you like a mushroom....you know keeps you in the dark and feeds you shit?
I have a suggestion....turn the AC up to high and pretend its winter. If you confuse the little bugger she\'ll get better faster!
Dear Virginal Queen Penelope,
I have been appointed as your advocate by the Society to Free Virginal Queens From Incarceration and Darkness (SFVQFID...quite a catchy acronym, eh?). As you appear to have computer access while incarcerated, please feel free to message me at any time that you have a need to correspond. I am your dutiful servant and shall come immediately upon being summoned. In the meantime we have started an online petition demanding your immediate release and the return of all previous privileges thus afforded to you. Thus far the response has been primarily from Alien Pigeons who stand united in their support of your cause. An Evil Chin by the name of Luna has started a counter petition declaring that dark of night is energy efficient and thus does not contribute to global warming. The battle lines have been drawn and Al Gore\'s film crew will be here tomorrow morning...but, alas, Virginal Queen Penelope, morning never comes for one who is kept in the dark...how S(easonal) A(affective) D(issorder)...(subliminal message).
I remain your humble and dutiful servant,
Lady Sybil
OH BUT YOU WILL THANK ME LATER MISS \"P\" JUST TRUST ME ON THIS ONE, I AM A GREAT AND POWERFUL DOCTOR AND A MILLIONAIRE SO I KNOW WHAT\'S BEST... DID YA\'LL EVER GET YOUR MAIDS I SENT YOU?? HOPE SO. BY THE WAY WAS \"p\" MAKING FUNNY LITTLE NOISES IN HER HAPPY PLACE? SHE WAS PROBABLY GOING AT IT ON THE EDGE OF THE BOX. GET RID OF THE BOX!!!! OR MOVE IT. AND \"P\" IF YOU DON\'T BEHAVE I DO HAVE 6 SYRINGES IN MY FRIDGE THAT ARE HALF YOUR SIZE, NOW YOU DON\'T WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A SHOT IN THE RUMP DO YA??? *SMILE* THOUGHT TO SELF, I\'LL DO ANYTHING TO AVOID THOSE DAMN THINGS. NOW WOULD YOU MISS \"P\"? BE A GOOD GIRL AND STAY THE HELL OUT OF STIFF UNDIES...NO PLAYING AROUND FOR YOU ANYMORE.. LOVE YOU \"P\" AND KATIE DO YOU HAVE TO ENCOURAGE THE POOR THING??????*K