Greetings and Salutations Girls!
So I slept most of Saturday, worked most of Sunday and felt rested and ready for today....... Woohoo for me! I spent the morning trying to get some of my kids to start thinking differently about what they put in their mouths (a unit on nutrition) and the afternoon teaching some other kids to cook quiche without eggs!......... Which, I might add, made no sense at all so our cooking lab got expanded to include the concepts of "altering/"fixing" a recipe and also how to use what's on hand.........
My approach to the cooking class is a bit different than other teacher's but it's really starting to take off and I'll add more info about it when and where I can.........
In the meanwhile, The Virgin Queen is sitting atop yet another egg (I keep removing them, she keeps spitting them out!) and I am finally beginning to worry a bit. While I have to applaud her devotion and determination....... not too mention the way the girl seems to be able to "lay" at will!.................... I'm concerned that she seems to be rather obsessed with this whole "gotta have a baby" thing and she's not eating or drinking the way she should be and keeps making these little unhappy noises......... So I'm going to call Molly's Doc. He only treats avian and exotic pets because "There are lots of really good vets out there treating dogs and cats. But if I didn't treat birds, chins, rabbits, rats and so forth..... who would?" I truly love this man. He was on the phone crying with me when I lost Molly.......... and it was 10:30 at night on a Saturday. Anyway, he knows about P but hasn't treated her yet, so I guess it's about time......
And NO, I am not going to go pick up a little boy "booty" for her! It's much "FURTHERY" out on a limb than I intend to go for a crazed cockatiel!..... Even if living with me is what made her this way!
So I've checked in *smile* (the "sleep police" are checking attendance too!) and all is well with me.......... I may come back again before bed, otherwise it'll be tomorrow. Hugs and kisses and hearts and flowers for you all. I think you're WONDERFUL!
Each and every one of you and I don't know how I ever managed without you!
So I slept most of Saturday, worked most of Sunday and felt rested and ready for today....... Woohoo for me! I spent the morning trying to get some of my kids to start thinking differently about what they put in their mouths (a unit on nutrition) and the afternoon teaching some other kids to cook quiche without eggs!......... Which, I might add, made no sense at all so our cooking lab got expanded to include the concepts of "altering/"fixing" a recipe and also how to use what's on hand.........
My approach to the cooking class is a bit different than other teacher's but it's really starting to take off and I'll add more info about it when and where I can.........
In the meanwhile, The Virgin Queen is sitting atop yet another egg (I keep removing them, she keeps spitting them out!) and I am finally beginning to worry a bit. While I have to applaud her devotion and determination....... not too mention the way the girl seems to be able to "lay" at will!.................... I'm concerned that she seems to be rather obsessed with this whole "gotta have a baby" thing and she's not eating or drinking the way she should be and keeps making these little unhappy noises......... So I'm going to call Molly's Doc. He only treats avian and exotic pets because "There are lots of really good vets out there treating dogs and cats. But if I didn't treat birds, chins, rabbits, rats and so forth..... who would?" I truly love this man. He was on the phone crying with me when I lost Molly.......... and it was 10:30 at night on a Saturday. Anyway, he knows about P but hasn't treated her yet, so I guess it's about time......
And NO, I am not going to go pick up a little boy "booty" for her! It's much "FURTHERY" out on a limb than I intend to go for a crazed cockatiel!..... Even if living with me is what made her this way!
So I've checked in *smile* (the "sleep police" are checking attendance too!) and all is well with me.......... I may come back again before bed, otherwise it'll be tomorrow. Hugs and kisses and hearts and flowers for you all. I think you're WONDERFUL!
Each and every one of you and I don't know how I ever managed without you!
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I really think P needs a little....okay okay so It means little Q R S T but think of the fun! She will stop crapping on your hand, she will stay up in her \"nest\" and the pigeons will give up their courtship. Sounds like a win win to me. I mean its not like prostitution or anything.
hmmmm....quiche without eggs...P with too many eggs...the picture is becoming very clear...P, upon learning of the dire egg shortage in the school system, went into continuous production phase in order to assist Madame Hatter in her educational duties! P should now be placed on the payroll as assistant to Teaching God...with full benefits of course...thereby affording her a vacation which she then will take at which time she will cease production of the sacred virginal eggs.
Yeah and procede to drop the slimy green droppings. I still think she needs a little. Maybe just open the office window and see if a magic pigeon gets the hint.
Due to lack of eggs in the quiche why not try adding one Hug per batch?
Maybe they have a Avion Birth Control that will help P through the bad spots....you could always put a small vibrator in her \"nest\". No.....that wouldn\'t do she\'d be laying eggs that do the Mexican Hat Dance. Hmmmm. Complex that\'s what this is ...complex. I can just picture poor Moon Doggie looking perplexed from P to Mama trying to figure out what\'s going on. I truly hope the poor little thing does not try to emulate. Oh the pain of it all. Well I\'m in my Spiderman tights, my red niteshirt and my new flowered swim cap and heading to dream land. Good Nite . Sleep Tight. Don\'t let the bedbugs bite! :}
OK ALL FUN ASIDE FOR 1 TO 10 MIN. I HAVE A COCKATIEL SHE\'S 15 AND USE TO LAY EGGS TOO. FIRST OFF \"P\" NEEDS TO BE IN A DARKER AREA, AND YOU NEED TO WATCH HER REAL CLOSE AND FIGURE OUT WHERE SHE IS MASTURBATING. DON\'T LAUGH IT\'S TRUE! MY CINNAMON (COCKATIEL)WAS MASTURBATING ON THE LITTLE LEDGE AROUND THE BOTTOM OF HER CAGE, SO I HAD TO PUT SMALL ROLLED TOWELS AROUND IT SO SHE COULDN\'T BACK INTO THE CORNER AND HUMP THE LEDGE. THE WARM SPRING WEATHER AND LONGER DAYS (MORE LIGHT) BRINGS ON THEIR INSTINCT TO BREED AND HAVE BABIES. SO THEY FIND A PLACE TO MASTURBATE ON AND THEN COME THE EGGS. TILL SHE STOPS SHE\'LL HAVE TO BE IN DARKNESS ALOT AND IT SEEMED SO CRULE TO ME WHEN I HAD TO DO THIS WITH CINNAMON, BUT SHE HAS TO STOP. \"P\" COULD BECOME EGG BOUND AND THIS COULD KILL HER, AND IT TAKES AWAY SO MUCH OF THERE CALCIUM AND OTHER IMPORTANT NUTRIENTS FROM THEM. EACH YEAR WHEN SPRING COMES I HAVE TO MAKE SURE CINNAMON IS NOT IN FRONT OF A WINDOW OR SHE\'LL START MASTURBATING AND LAYING. LAST SUMMER SHE DIDN\'T LAY ANY AND NONE SO FAR THIS YEAR..
SO NOW I WILL RE-READ AND LOOK FOR MISSING WORDS AS NOT TO CONFUSE OUR GREAT TEACHING GOD. LOL GOOD LUCK WITH \"P\" AND STOP THAT LITTLE HUSSY FROM MASTURBATING FAST. NOW JANINE I\'M NOT FEELIN TOO FUNNY TODAY, SO YOU LADIES CAN TAKE THIS POST AND RUN WITH IT. LOVE YOU ALL!!!!*K
\"A LOT\" TE HE HE HE!!!JUST FOR YOU JANINE ( IN DARKNESS \"A LOT\" AND IT SEEMED) LOL! YOU KNOW I LOVE YA!! *K