And for my next trick...................
You're just going to have to hold your breath and wait!
Hahahhahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
That was me LMAO!
............................... It's a new method of weight loss!
You're just going to have to hold your breath and wait!
Hahahhahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
That was me LMAO!
............................... It's a new method of weight loss!
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BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I\'ve gained 10 pounds... the holding my breath thing isn\'t working... someone just painted good year on my side... whoa... Up up and away.. the beautiful the beautiful baloon... oh... hi... just babbling... and how is everyone... if you see a blimp don\'t shoot it... it may be me...
ahhh, intermission...that can only mean it\'s time for chocolate...but how do I hold my breath whilst indulging in chocolate? A confused Lady Sybil meanders off to the concession stand...
My mom always used to make a joke about losing your ass... she\'d say not to worry... its right behind you.... *Smile*
still at the concession stand waiting for the curtain...can I say waiting with baited breath if I am holding my breath?...or am I waiting breathlessly?
COME ON JANINE, I\'M DESPERATE HERE. I\'VE GAINED 25 LBS SINCE I LEFT MY EX, HE LOST ABOUT 30. WHAT\'S UP WITH THAT? THE GUYS ALWAYS LOOSE THE WEIGHT AND THE WOMAN GAIN. I KNOW WHY, THEY HAVE NO ONE TO COOK FOR THEM ANYMORE!!!!!! I ON THE OTHER HAND HAVE TO FEED MY SON, SO WHEN I COOK I HAVE LOTS OF LEFTOVERS THAT HE WOULD HAVE ATE, SO OF COURSE I EAT MORE, CAN\'T THROW AWAY FOOD RIGHT!!!!!!! THIS IS A GOOD DIET RIGHT JANINE?????? ELISSA, I LOVE YOUR MOMS SAYING...LOL... BY THE WAY, WHERE ARE KAT AND KIM???
I\'M HERE LISA! JUST DRAGGIN A**, CAMPING AND DRYING CLOTHS ON THE LINE HAS REALLY TAKEN ALL MY STRENGTH, NOT TO MENTION THOSE DAMN SHOTS. JANINE YOU CAN\'T BE THAT HEAVY BECAUSE YOUR BLIMP STILL GETS OFF THE GROUND.. NOW ME....MY A** IS DRAGGIN SO I CAN\'T SEEM TO GET AIRBORNE ANY MORE. AND I\'LL TELL DANA TO PUT THE SAWED OFF SHOT GUN AWAY, I WOULDN\'T WANT HIM TO SHOOT YA OUT OF THE SKY. IF HE DOES THOUGH I\'LL MAKE SURE HE SHOOTS YA RIGHT OVER THE POOL SO YOU HAVE A SOFT LANDING AND SO YOU CAN WALK ON WATER TOO. LOVE YOU ALL *K
zzzzzzzzzzzzzrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnn does that sound like a blimp spiraling down towards the pool.... hmmmm not too good with the sound effects... oh wait.. splaaaat.... hmmmm that one\'s good... bet you think I just landed in the pool.... wrong... dumping waste products... ugh.... gross... gag me with a spoon.... oh just had to add that last... do yall remember... well... its up up and away... hey I wasn\'t anywhere near Janine\'s or the pool... I was buzzing a white house that belongs to all of us... wonder why they won\'t let me eat breakfast in my own darn house... you know of the people for the people... yeah right... and by the people... what people... I don\'t know any of them....
concession stand is out of chocolate...foot tapping...breath holding...anticipation...
SHE BETTER GET HER CHOCOLATE FIX SOON, AS LONG AS SHE\'S BEEN HOLDING HER BREATH SHE\'LL BE FLOATING OVER THE POOL SOON, AND I CAN\'T GET HIM TO PUT THAT DAMN SHOT GUN AWAY. CHOCOLATE ANYONE???? GOT ANY THAT IS???
I am contentedly eating a bag of Hershey Hugs! Oh th ejoy of chocolate. I would normally say I don\'t share cause I never went to Kindergarden but in this case I sense an emergency. Dig in Girls! Just don\'t let P have any ... what a mess that would make!
Thanks, Kat! Emergency Hersheys just in time...it was about to get realy ugly over here....I\'ve been rooting around on the floor of the concession stand for stray chocolates but it\'s been rough going...hard to sniff them out whilst holding one\'s breath.
So I can\'t take a vow of silence in the real world because my job prohibits it....... I can\'t quit my job and become a nun because (regardless of what the religious right thinks) one simply cannot become \"reinvirginated\" simply through abstinence........ which is an altogether DIFFERENT subject for a DIFFERENT time!...............
BUT ANYWAY..................
Since the vow of silence has proven too complicated to act on it has occurred to me that I could, in point of fact, stay true to the spirit of the vow by super-gluing my fingers together! Which does in fact put a whole new slant on the whole notion of \"talking with your hands\" or, in this case, not being able to talk due to the lack/loss of my hands!
And no....... I am not trying to prove that abstinence makes the heart grow fonder! But the truth is that I\'m the reason the concession stand was closed (for remodeling actually) as I have eaten them out of EVERY piece of food/snack/candy and beverage in sight and I am here to tell you that I AM ON THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL..........
All this time I thought fat was supposed to float BUT NO!!!!!
By the way........... chocolate will KILL P............
So I ate her too (OOPS!.......... that would be ate HERS!!!)
And by the way Kat......... You must STOP eating \"Hugs\" at once!
White chocolate isn\'t real! God only knows what the effects might be!!!!
Now if you ladies will be kind enough to excuse me for a bit;
I have to go get into tomorrow\'s attire and wrap my hands in toilet paper (you can figure that one out all by yourselves girls) before the glue sets up..........
ooohhh and four mmi nnnexxxt trik...............
tttooooooooooo LAAAATET!!!!!!!!11
Toilet papered hands....Lady Sybil searches for the deeper meaning and explores the possibilities...this is the second journal entry that Janine has mentioned toilet paper in just a few short days...is there a pattern emerging?...was there a special at the WalMart?...has she invented a new one-step \"eaves dropping\" cleaning system?...