WARNING! The following may be hazardous to your sense of decency and your fine, upstanding........ what's the opposite of moral turpitude?
Anyway....... if you can't take a joke, don't want to be the butt/ass of a joke and just can't remember the last time you enjoyed a joke.....
PLEASE DO NOT READ ON!!!
(you have to imagine this as fine print girls........)
*The management cannot be held responsible for any loss of common sense, higher brain function, any kind of standards whatsoever nor consciousness of higher or lessor degree.....*
I only have time for a quickie ladies so here's a little song
someone wrote with us in mind...............
Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro....
Can you tie'm in a knot, can you tie'm in a bow?
Can you throw'em over your shoulder
like a Continental soldier (and I ask you, has anyone EVER actually thrown a Continental soldier over their shoulder in the first place?!!)
DO YOUR BOOBS HANG LOW????
*might I also add that my flabber has never been quite as gasted
as it has in the fine company of you gracious ladies!*
I'll be back ASAP!
Anyway....... if you can't take a joke, don't want to be the butt/ass of a joke and just can't remember the last time you enjoyed a joke.....
PLEASE DO NOT READ ON!!!
(you have to imagine this as fine print girls........)
*The management cannot be held responsible for any loss of common sense, higher brain function, any kind of standards whatsoever nor consciousness of higher or lessor degree.....*
I only have time for a quickie ladies so here's a little song
someone wrote with us in mind...............
Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro....
Can you tie'm in a knot, can you tie'm in a bow?
Can you throw'em over your shoulder
like a Continental soldier (and I ask you, has anyone EVER actually thrown a Continental soldier over their shoulder in the first place?!!)
DO YOUR BOOBS HANG LOW????
*might I also add that my flabber has never been quite as gasted
as it has in the fine company of you gracious ladies!*
I'll be back ASAP!
Replies
Lady Sybil stands aghast...not having been so richly endowed herself... she is stunned, shocked, stupefied, to learn that others can do tricks with theirs.
Remember all those \"Who\'s down in WhoVille\"?
The husband keeps promising to build me one of those Seussian bikes...
the kind on one leeetle wheel with a pole coming up out of it that attaches to a set of handle bars with a shelf perched on top of them upon which my boobs can rest!
.............. Because doing tricks with them does not mean that
I\'m happy about having to \"cart\" them wherever I go! *LOL*
Oh....... And I believe it was something Elissa said in response to the
previous journal which inspired me to write this one!
Well you can alway stuff them under your ear flaps to get them out of the way! Oh and the propeller? Did you look at yuor next door neighbors forehead lately. He\'s going around asking how everyone likes his new look! Personally I think he looks like he has a propeller sticking out of his head! Not to be confused with Sean Connery\'s bagpipes!
hmmmm...under the ear flaps??? Me thinks me would have to wrap the aviator hat around me chest to accomplish this feat. And a shelf??? Is that anything like my cami with shelf bra? Think I should have invested in obedience training so that mine would do tricks.
No No Syb the aviator hat has been trained to do all the tricks you can think of...of course I don\'t know how good it will act now that the neighbor has the propeller embedded in his head. I think he might be the father of the hairless cat that has a crush on evil moon doggie!? Unfortunately we cannot approach him and ask for our propeller back because I dropped plaster in his pool so I could walk on water. Sigh! I suppose we could borrow the propeller from Christophers gas driven model airplane. I don\'t think he would miss it just now and the little gas engine would give Janine more incentive to rise early! HMMMM wondering off to find where Janine placed the piano.
Was it plaster of Paris? I love Paris in the Springtime! Oh yes!... Motorizing Janine\'s morning alarm system is a grand idea...perhaps it could be rigged to catapult her directly onto the Seussian bike!? Last I saw the piano it was in the atrium...where Lisa did it.
Lisa\'s doing IT? I thought that was Kimmie in the tent with the Silver Fox?????
I LOVE READING YOUR ENTRIES!!!! I JUST LOVE YOU ALL, THANKS FOR STARTING MY DAY OUT WITH A BIG SMILE!!!!!!!! I DID DO IT, BUT I\'M NOT DOING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (((((((HUGS))))))) LISA
AAAAAHHAAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAAAA HAAAA!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SO FUNNY WE HAVE AN ICECREAM MAN THAT COMES THROUGH OUR NEIGHBORHOOD EVERY SINGLE AFTERNOON AND IT IS THAT TUNE OVER AND OVER. THE OTHER DAY I WAS SINGING OUT LOUD, DO YOUR BOOBS HANG LOW DO THEY WOBBLE TO AND FRO CAN YOU TIE THEM IN A NOT CAN YOU TIE THEM IN A BOW!! BEING AN EXTREMELY WELL ENDOWED WOMAN IT TICKELS ME TO HERE THE ICE CREAM MAN COME ROUND AHHHH HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!!!!AND WHEN I WAS BREAST FEEDING MY FIRST BORN MY FATHER IN LAW TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO BUILD A BOARD BED WITH 2 BIG OLE HOLES IN IT AND THEN HAVE ME LAY ON IT AND PUT A CONVEYOR BELT UNDER ME WITH ALL THE BABIES FROM THE NURSURY 2 BY 2 SO I COULD FEED THEM ALL. I WAS DO ENGORGED WITH MILK IT WASN\'T FUNNY, SO DAD THOUGHT THIS WAS A NOVEL IDEA. HE WAS SO FUNNY AT TIMES, I MISS HIM.... AND THE SILVER FOX STILL LOVES THEM EVEN THOUGH THEY\'RE IN MY ARMPITS MOST OF THE TIME WHILE LAYING ON MY BACK, COME HELL OR HIGH WATER HE\'LL STIL FIND EM, I TOLD HIM MANY YEARS AGO I WAS HIDING THEM FOR HIS OWN GOOD, KILLED THE MOOD AHHHH HAAA THERE IS ANOTHER METHOD OF RETALIATION FOR THE PRICK GODS,,, BOOBS THAT HIDE IN THE ARMPITS OR CAN BE THROWN OVER THE SHOULDER LIKE A CONTINENTAL SOLDIER AND I CAN DO THAT , IF I DO THEN TURN ROUND BACKWARDS THEY\'RE RIGHT WHERE THEY BELONG AND FIRM.. OH THEY\'RE JUST BEAUTIFUL JUST LIKE WHEN I WAS 18, I\'LL HAVE TO SHOW THE SILVER FOX THAT TRICK THIS WEEKEND. THAT IS IF HE DOESN\'T TURN INTO A PRICK GOD BECAUSE IF HE DOES THERE WILL BE NO TRICKS FOR HIM ONLY MY ARMER TO SURELY CAUSE THAT PRICK GOD TO FALL NEVER TO RETURN. LOL LOE TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOVE TO ALL OF YOU!!!!
Huh? Kimmee is doing tricks in the tent with the silver fox? My sense of decorum (is that the opposite of moral turpitude?) will never be the same...not that I have any sense of decorum...but I do have a flair for decorating...is that close enough? Love you all too!
hmmmmmmm now I think I understand what discabooberated is.... wow.... I have these mind pics yall.... you\'re doing the John Travolta thing... you remember... what was the name of that movie... oh darn... anyway... so you in that stance... one leg kinda out and bent... one tit thrown over one shoulder... the other one swinging under your armpit... that\'s the arm you\'re holdin up with your finger pointing to heaven... oh and dear me... is that pink tutu skirts on all of you... well my boobies... I got cheated... sniff sniff.... so I can\'t bare for yall to see... so I\'m going to cover them with my ukelele... and sing you a song... \"Staying Alive... Huh Huh Huh.... The huh huh hun is yall grunting and groaning.... LOL....
Yall gonna feel bad about laugin at me when I\'m a big time recording star...
ELISSA, YOU AND SYBIL ARE THE LUCKY ONES AT LEAST YOURS ARE STILL WHERE THEY BELONG, FOR THE REST OF US OUR BELLY BUTTONS ARE KEPT COMPANY WHILE WE\'RE BRALESS ANYWAY. I\'LL NEED AN ACCORDIAN TO JOIN YOUR TOPLESS BAND, HUMMM MAMA\'S GOT A SQUEEZE BOX SHE WEARS ON HER CHEST...AND WHEN DADDY COMES HOME HE NEVER GETS NO REST.. (SINGIN IN HIGHER TONE FOR THIS VERSE) CAUSE SHE\'S PLAYIN ALL NIGHT AND THE MUSICS ALL RIGHT.. MAMA\'S GOT A SQUEEZE BOX, DADDY NEVER SLEEPS AT NIGHT.. SHE SAYS SQUEEZE ME COME ON AND SQUEEZE ME,COME ON AND SQUEEZE ME LIKE YOU DO, I\'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU, MAMA\'S GOT A SQUEEZE BOX DADDY NEVER SLEEPS AT NIGHT... SHE GOES IN AND OUT AND IN OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT YES SHE\'S PLAYIN ALL NIGHT, AND THE MUSIC\'S ALL RIGHT, MAMA\'S GOT SQUEEZE BOX DADDY NEVER SLEEPS AT NIGHT \"SHHHHH YOU\'RE GONNA WAKE UP THE WHOLE CAMP GROUND KIMMIE\" SAYS THAT SILVER FOX. AND NOW IT\'S ALL OUT IN THE OPEN PLEASE DON\'T TELL KATHY SHE\'S MY SLEEP PATROL OFFICER, IF SHE FINDS OUT \"WHY\" I DON\'T SLEEP MUCH SHE MIGHT CONFINSCATE MY ACCORDIAN AND I\'M AFRAID ELISSA WOULD KICK ME OUT OF HER TOPLESS BAND AND I WOULD BE BROKEN HEARTED AND ALL DISCONBOOBALATED. OH WHAT LOVELY SONGS THE 70S TURNED OUT.........HE HE HE!