Believe it or not, the last couple of days have been kind of tough. I've found myself sobbing for Molly in the middle of intersections, or sitting in the car in a parking lot..........
And Kailey has been hitting kids at daycare (3 is a REALLY tough age for them........ they're trying to become their own little person instead of ours............) and she is normally such a lamb I just never thought she'd do something like that.
I'm terribly afraid that Christopher is going to start smoking on the road again............ and between that and some other health issues......
Well, a girlfriend and I have both told our hubbies that we are, in effect, trying to prepare ourselves for loosing them........
But you guys make me feel SO VERY MUCH better about this life and my place in it that somehow nothing really seems too unbearable. So today I'm off to see the stage production of "Edward Sissorhands" the musical with a friend and then we're coming back here to make some yummy appetizers, open some champagne and have a slumber party (she is spending the night as neither of us drink and then drive). I'm planning on wearing my hubby's African pith helmut (the Brits wore them in desert climates) and yes, he actually does have one..... and I think Kailey actually left a pink tutu lying around here somewhere............
So I will be appropriately dressed for the occasion. No propeller though, dammit!.........................
So I will leave you with a few images before I wander off to start getting myself together:
Penelope has gone completely out of her mind......
Ok, nothing new there. She's been laying eggs virtually everyday for the last 10-12 days straight and if they weren't less than half an inch in size I could probably start cooking with them (remember, she's a virgin..... they are unfertilized)!!!!!! And speaking of fertilization.....
OMG!!! WHAT IS IT WITH BOYS AND THEIR PENIS'S ?!!!!!
(what the Sam Hill is the plural of penis?) maybe the penis is the reason piffle needs to be conjugated to perform appropriately!!!
Luna has been humping (yes, much to my chagrin..... HUMPING!)
EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!!!!! Kailey's little stuffed animals, my socks (with or without my feet actually being in them at the time), my hand when I pet him......... and the list goes on and on and on and on and on and on ad nauseum! I WANT MY GIRL BACK!!!!
On the other hand...............
P is doing everything short of putting out landing lights to show the way to her bum....... so if I could get her to spend more time on the floor while he's out............. and then there's the whole inter-species dating thing to overcome............. But then I could start raising Cockachins!............
Now please excuse me whilst I go urinate on that brilliant idea and then set it on fire!!!!!
Perhaps this evening Lori and I shall go out in our jammies and look for houses in the neighborhood desperately in need of redecorating of the white tissue variety!........... Although no one bothered to tell me when the statute of limitations on said behavior expires?!
I really love you guys and I am SO VERY grateful to have you in my life......... there will never be enough words to explain it with.........
And Kailey has been hitting kids at daycare (3 is a REALLY tough age for them........ they're trying to become their own little person instead of ours............) and she is normally such a lamb I just never thought she'd do something like that.
I'm terribly afraid that Christopher is going to start smoking on the road again............ and between that and some other health issues......
Well, a girlfriend and I have both told our hubbies that we are, in effect, trying to prepare ourselves for loosing them........
But you guys make me feel SO VERY MUCH better about this life and my place in it that somehow nothing really seems too unbearable. So today I'm off to see the stage production of "Edward Sissorhands" the musical with a friend and then we're coming back here to make some yummy appetizers, open some champagne and have a slumber party (she is spending the night as neither of us drink and then drive). I'm planning on wearing my hubby's African pith helmut (the Brits wore them in desert climates) and yes, he actually does have one..... and I think Kailey actually left a pink tutu lying around here somewhere............
So I will be appropriately dressed for the occasion. No propeller though, dammit!.........................
So I will leave you with a few images before I wander off to start getting myself together:
Penelope has gone completely out of her mind......
Ok, nothing new there. She's been laying eggs virtually everyday for the last 10-12 days straight and if they weren't less than half an inch in size I could probably start cooking with them (remember, she's a virgin..... they are unfertilized)!!!!!! And speaking of fertilization.....
OMG!!! WHAT IS IT WITH BOYS AND THEIR PENIS'S ?!!!!!
(what the Sam Hill is the plural of penis?) maybe the penis is the reason piffle needs to be conjugated to perform appropriately!!!
Luna has been humping (yes, much to my chagrin..... HUMPING!)
EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!!!!! Kailey's little stuffed animals, my socks (with or without my feet actually being in them at the time), my hand when I pet him......... and the list goes on and on and on and on and on and on ad nauseum! I WANT MY GIRL BACK!!!!
On the other hand...............
P is doing everything short of putting out landing lights to show the way to her bum....... so if I could get her to spend more time on the floor while he's out............. and then there's the whole inter-species dating thing to overcome............. But then I could start raising Cockachins!............
Now please excuse me whilst I go urinate on that brilliant idea and then set it on fire!!!!!
Perhaps this evening Lori and I shall go out in our jammies and look for houses in the neighborhood desperately in need of redecorating of the white tissue variety!........... Although no one bothered to tell me when the statute of limitations on said behavior expires?!
I really love you guys and I am SO VERY grateful to have you in my life......... there will never be enough words to explain it with.........
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Okay now you realize that I came into this fray just a little late right? Molly....Kaile....Christopher...Luna??????
Penis....Peni? ....No that looks like an Italian dish... Penae (no that\'s the feminine form)
Pinietta ....no they\'re the things you bang.....well,,,, no that\'s
not it either.
Do you think someone else could figure this out I am a little challenged here.
The world could use a flying cat that lays eggs and poops all over
yes.... hmmmmmm
There is absolutely no statute of limitations if you don\'t get caught. If Lori knocks at the front door to ask directions YOU could paper the back yard....See you are both safe....
I\'M SO GLAD YOUR HAVING A REAL NIGHT OUT!!!! ENJOY!! ENJOY!! ENJOY!! I AGREE, WORDS CAN NOT EXPRESS THE WAY WE HELP EACH OTHER HERE. BUT IT IS WONDERFUL!!!!!!!! IT WOULD BE PENIS\'S, OF COURSE I\'M NOT THE ENGLISH TEACHER!! HAVE A GREAT TIME JANINE!!!!!!!! LOVE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I\'M SURE WE WILL HAVE FUN AT THE TEA PARTY WITHOUT YOU, SO MANY CREATIVE MINDS!!!!!! (((((((((((((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))))))))))))) LISA
I know what you mean... that\'s why I disappeared for a couple of days... it hits like that... and you never know when its going to happen... I hope to make you feel better... so I\'m following this with some more nonsense....
I\'m crazy... I know that... hey don\'t feel bad... when they catch me I\'ll get free room and board... and if they take me to GWS hospital... hey when I visited Cara there... I told her I wanted a room... They keep that place cooler than I can afford to keep my home... of course I suffer from the cold now more than the heat... ah well... yall send me some love... that\'ll keep me warm
More nonsense...
when a word end in s don\'t you just put the apostrophe without an s...i.e. penis\' no.... that show\'s possession.... hmmmmmm now I\'m possessed... penises... penisesses.... hmmmmm oh hell csll it pricks and be done with it... hee hee... oh... did yall notice we\'re not invited to her slumber party... sob... you don\'t want to introduce us to your friend.... a smile curves her lips... will Janine feel guilty and invite us... hmmmmm
We\'d help you toilet paper your neighbor\'s house... we can like get into a loud argument on one side of the house while yall do the house on the other side... oh and I\'ll sing songs from my newest cd... got a great one... about grandma... she\'s not gettin run over no more... she\'s runnin them over.... look out... rrrrrrrrr crash... humph... got to go pick up grandma out of the neighbor\'s swimming pool.... oh... oh... my times up... do I get any last words... rope tightens around my neck... the hand goes up... stay tuned... we\'ll be back..... rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I keep saying the wheel rolled GENTLY over the sissy cops foot. He told me to take my foot off the brake and I did. He was not fast at all and he had this high pitched scream that went right through you. I think HE was related to Tiny Tim! annnndddddd I would never run over a reindeer did you ever see the damage those suckers do to a car....well maybe not a tank but a regular car. Did anyone notice we had a whole entire party at Janine\'s the other day and she refused to attend? I thought pricks were what was attached to the penises,,,that don\'t look right either. hmmmmm
Oh a Ramar of the Jungle Hat......how stunning! with a little netting and several pipe cleaners a masterpiiece could result! Virgin eggs and poo sprayed electric colora and stuck one to each pipe cleaner....As the wind vibrates past the electromagnetic discharge will alert your brain, pop your eyes and you will be transported to a whole new perception of the world. How wonderful for you!
What kind of toilet paper do your neighbor\'s use? I was taking a swim noticed a roll and gave it a flip to unroll it. I thought I\'d get an early start....Well it stiffened up a bit and I find I can now walk on water..... Oh wait the bag it was in ...only partial...plast...I think I\'m leaving now Elissa....Elissa....RUN!!!!
Bo smokes, too, and, like you, I think I pull back from him because of it. I know his health is not so good, and heart trouble runs in his family. Of course, the fact that he is 12 yeras older than me doesn\'t help, either.
peenies, the plural of penis is peenies...least that\'s what it is around this locale, or in my world...not that it\'s usual and customary but not much I say is.
Have a grand evening and try not to get busted, I think our bail fund is depleted after the last escapade with the nude tea party guests. The pith helmut and tutu sound like an excellent choice, I\'d like photographs! And the Cockachin...reckon there\'d be big bucks in those furthery creatures...do you hatch them? Party on Dudettes! Love ya!
Oh my God you guys are just so far off the planet!!! I do so enjoy your escapades. Did I hear something about Edward Scissorhands and penises I think it\'s penis\' or does the coma apply in both cases but has different meaning? Edward Scissorhands\' penis\' (if in fact there are two.) I must agree with Sybil... in my part of the country they\'re called peenies also, you know the saying teeny weeny peenies. Sorry but things just don\'t grow very big around these parts, now what\'s this about Edward Scissorhands and his peenies. Are there more than 2 ???? and are they teeny weeny peenies??? given the fact he has scissors for hands. I don\'t know why nobody told Janine that Edward went missing a couple of nights ago and wasn\'t able to perform at the opening night stage production. They say he((pulled)) a no show,)) and I heard somewhere that he was partying at her house piffling his penis\'or penises..... aww hell his teeny weeny peenies right in the bird bath, in front of everyone and I\'m quite sure that\'s why the cops got called. Janine you might want to catch up with him tonight and ask him if he\'ll (cough) up the cash for the fines your saddled with now. ((Good hunting)) for Edward that is, NOOOOOOO! I WASN\'T TALKING ABOUT HIS PENIS\' or whatever the plural for \"penis is\" HEY THERE IT IS!! PENESIS..... Hey! where\'s that great teaching God, I think I figured it all out for her.. AINT I A SMART ONE?? I JUST KNOWED I COULD DO IT!!
Uh Duh I mispelled (PENISIS) NOW..... AINT I SMART???????????????
So now to sum up....Penesis are attached to Pricks...correct? Edward Scissorhands has two small ones due to a pulling error. The Evil Chin sits on the virgin eggs to hatch a Furthery. Janine is out for the evening and she had the piano removed. There is an outhouse in its place, the neighbors have plaster in their pool and Bo is smoking hot!
There is a cop scowling with a cast on his foot, a reindeer is just asking for it....I have developed a God complex because I can walk across the water and Janine cannot afford another run in with the law. Kim lives in munchkin land and fish do in fact fart. Alissa sings Tiny Tim songs and composes for the ages and Janine got fed up with us and found a real live friend who don\'t mind Edward Scissorhands small penesis. Did I get it all? Has anyone noiced Lisa has not made an appearance? Did anyone check behind the Rhodie?
And about Molly...the missing never ends, ((((Janine)))). When we least expect it, the sadness washes over us anew. I think it will always be so for we have loved from the depth of our souls...how could it be otherwise.
Three is a very tough age! We never know what, or who for that matter, may prompt a change in behavior. I seem to recall my little lambs proclaiming some type of possession by outside forces was to blame for their indiscretions at about that age. Perhaps it is the alien bird influence? Rest assured, this too shall pass.
About Lisa...did she check in since her date? Should she be grounded for breaking curfew? Why have we not received details of the new guy? What is up with that? And yes, Kat, you seem to have summed it up quite nicely!
Yes yes I\'ve found Lisa she \"is\" behind the Rhodie where the New Guy left her, with a nice round belly from the 2 free meals she got out of him. I\'m going to need some help with her though, she has laughed her @ss off, so she\'s unable to hold her pants up. With no @ss and that round belly and with me being of such short stature it\'s quite awkward for me to get her out from behind there. Did I say behind?? or lack there of??? Heyyyyyy Katmac! is your tu tu back from the cleaners yet? I think Lisa\'s gonna need it under her pants to hold them up and does ANYONE have some rainbow suspenders???? she may need some of those too. Alright now quit standing around watching and waiting to see if my little @ss can get her out of here, she\'s refusing to come out until she gets the tu tu and suspenders. Would you guys go get Elisse out of the outhouse, where she has been gatering toilet paper, cutting fish farts and her lastest cd (the acustics are fabulous in there)\"COME ON NOW GO GET HER\" she\'s going to have to serinade Lisa out from behind this damn Rhodie!!!!! before we all crash the slumber party and go toilet papering the neighbors. Now don\'t start laughing at us, you just might laugh your @sses off too, and I don\'t think there are enough tu tus to go around.
OHHHH believe me.....the ankle length tutu can be cut into many many tutus. If it fits around me it could be enough to be made into tutus for a bus load of people.... Now about suspenders..hmmmm I have a little velcro...that should work as long as someone doesn\'t give the fastening piece a yank it really should....Toilet paper fortified with plaster should be exactly what Lisa needs....covered with the tutu and velcro it shouldn\'t be long before she crawls out from behind the bush on her own. Elissa this requires a song..... Lisa fell on her tush in the bush...she went out on a date and stayed quite late ...we don\'t want to pry...but we all really did try ....okay Elissa you are on!
A BUS LOAD of people? We\'re going to get busted for sure...the cops will be back in riot gear and we in our velcro suspenders and pink tutus will have our tushes yanked out of the bushes and hiked into the pokey. Our bail money is gone, it\'s jail until dawn, for freedom I long, Elissa sing us a song!
What bus???? The one that Janine is coming home on with her real friend and the whole cast from the stage production of Edward Scissorhands. Oh and let\'s not forget his penisis, OK.... we don\'t need to go there again. I\'m tellin ya though, when Kat told Elissa to RUN!!! she flew like that flying cat that Kat was talkin about earlier, straight to that outhouse. If she doesn\'t come out of there soon and croon Lisa out from behind well...that burning bush, I don\'t think the tu tu and velcro are going to hold up too long and.......that toilet paper and plaster rearend of hers. Now that could just get down right ugly oooh Elissa Elissa come sing her a song.... the bus is comin soon now.... and it won\'t be too long....Lisa\'s behind the Rhodie..... where she\'s laughed her @ss off... thing\'s are gettin kind a grodey.... and she\'s startin to cough... oh that bush is still smolderin.... but she just won\'t come out....SEE I CAN\"T EVEN GET HER OUTTA THERE BY SINGIN A SONG ABOUT ELISSA SINGIN A SONG! Oh what a dilemma, will we ever be ready when the bus gets here????????