I'm just so happy and feel so blessed I'm speechless...
and I'll be back later to tell you all about it.
But now I have to go:
*clean up the bird poop (they poop therefore they are)
*dig up the rhodie bush I peed on and burnt to a crisp yesterday
*bury the last of the Ladyfingers (don't ask!)
*get Katmac's hat shellacked before I wear it out
(the propeller is a HUGE hit in the classroom, you just can't imagine)
*go pay all the fines at the local police dept. so we can have ANOTHER party in the future (ok........ I suppose you could call it a "payoff")
*go door-to-door collecting all my neighbors schedules so I can have the party when they're away thus negating the need to have bought off the cops they might have called
*get the piano retuned
(it would seem that while E was sleeping UNDER it, someone else was sleeping on TOP!)
*find the missing lampshade
*glue the last of the china back together
(the teapot was a real bitch!)
*thank ALL my lucky stars I have friends like these to party with!!!!
Ok................... maybe NOT so "speechless"!
;o-p
(the little "p" at the mouth location on my "face"
is actually the sign that I'm piffleing you......
and does anybody know how to conjugate PIFFLE????)
and I'll be back later to tell you all about it.
But now I have to go:
*clean up the bird poop (they poop therefore they are)
*dig up the rhodie bush I peed on and burnt to a crisp yesterday
*bury the last of the Ladyfingers (don't ask!)
*get Katmac's hat shellacked before I wear it out
(the propeller is a HUGE hit in the classroom, you just can't imagine)
*go pay all the fines at the local police dept. so we can have ANOTHER party in the future (ok........ I suppose you could call it a "payoff")
*go door-to-door collecting all my neighbors schedules so I can have the party when they're away thus negating the need to have bought off the cops they might have called
*get the piano retuned
(it would seem that while E was sleeping UNDER it, someone else was sleeping on TOP!)
*find the missing lampshade
*glue the last of the china back together
(the teapot was a real bitch!)
*thank ALL my lucky stars I have friends like these to party with!!!!
Ok................... maybe NOT so "speechless"!
;o-p
(the little "p" at the mouth location on my "face"
is actually the sign that I'm piffleing you......
and does anybody know how to conjugate PIFFLE????)
Replies
conjugate Piffle? is that like conjugal? oh, sorry, always in the gutter, akin to your birds always in the eaves. Piffle, Piffles, Piffled, Piffling...
Hey Syb how about....to be piffled? Or ....the piffiling assholes? or....I was really most piffled by the piano mover? Does the way Hatter is using piffe have anything to do with your choice of ladyfinger?
I cannot imagine a piffle needing companionship; however maybe that is what she is naming the magic ones.
Oh I have come dressed so wonderfully today and sporting my best hat of all and here I stand in my pink leotard, ankle length tutu, valkyre hat with wings and streaming gossemere, pink ballet slippers with tread for the rough spots, and heart shapped oversized sunglasses. I stared at the piano movers and they started at me. There was a cop pulling out of the driveway and a rather strange looking gardner digging at a Rhoddy bush...did you ever see a gardner with a gas mask? Sign...I\'ll flag down the cop for a ride.
Katmac, you are stunning today! Seems the party has moved with the piano...and now you are off cruising in a cruiser...perhaps you will assist in apprhending some conjugal pifflers? It\'s just me and the gas masked gardener here now...and the birds...the magical birds who flip under the eaves...not to be confused with flipping the bird...or flipping for Ladyfingers...or flipping a lady a finger...tee hee, I\'m piffling now!
Well! I read like the first couple of lines of Janine\'s comment to my journal and I ran right over here to tell her what I think... I mean I was really really sick... I can\'t believe she was so insensitive as to make a joke about it...
Ok... now that I had my fun Janine I\'ll go back to laughing... of course... I never stopped... I laughed as I wrote this... I\'m trying to figure out how to make that piffle... conjugate... what the heck is that... Is that like a math term... hee hee... Oh well... to heck with the piffle... I\'ll write you a visual... got my thumbs in my ears... fingers waggling (now I like that word... waggling...) sticking my tongue out going nah nah nah nah nah... Oh boy... did I get you good or what... Honey you can\'t keep an idiot still... Love Yall... still laughing... Elissa
Janine you have been piffled! I walked back from the PD. Hmmm. I got such admiring glances from those people skating by. The national average of street sitters must be high!
I am sitting here till someone comes home. I refuse to let this attire be wasted on a cop and a weird ass gardner. Why were the piano movers staring? Well it could be that I was practicing my gazelle like leaps. I took a running leap landing gently on my feet but that graceful move was followed by a pdflunk and 15 sseconds later another pdflunk. Oh you might be wondering...it was the sound of my big fat ass landing at 7.5 second intervals behind my dainty feet. Sigh. hmmmmmmmmm hmmmmm Janine? Are you home yet. I am getting tired drinking out of this damn bird bath.
piffled, waggled, and pdflunked are we...but still no Janine? Oh where, oh where has our Hatter gone, Oh where, oh where could she be?
Where\'s the Hatter?.............
At the hat store WHERE ELSE?!!!!!!
But I\'ll be back soon so be afraid..............
Be VERY afraid!
ah, shucks, I wanted to go see the milliner too! okay, I\'m afraid, very afraid, sooooo afraid, terribly frightened, totally terrified...
Oh Dear, she\'s having tea with the Queen again....we shall have to be sure the Cheshire Cat teaches us his little trick! Until this happens we well be advised to walk on our hands...no one ever said off with their feet!
YOU GUYS ARE HILLARIOUS. I LOVE IT, THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS!!!!!!!!!!