QUICK! Everybody hide in the bushes!
The neighbors have gone and called the cops on us!
I TOLD you NO ONE takes their clothes off until AFTER the sun goes down!
I am going to get a Tab and put on a fresh pot of tea....
At some point today I will get out a paint scraper, sharpen it to within an inch of it's life,
and go attack my eaves............
Y'all win..........
birds poop up!
Perhaps if I get a window-washer's rig
it would be easier to hang upside down from
the eaves two stories above the lawn.........
In the meantime......
Would you please finish the last of the Ladyfingers?
The nails are turning a little gray and I think they're
going bad!
The neighbors have gone and called the cops on us!
I TOLD you NO ONE takes their clothes off until AFTER the sun goes down!
I am going to get a Tab and put on a fresh pot of tea....
At some point today I will get out a paint scraper, sharpen it to within an inch of it's life,
and go attack my eaves............
Y'all win..........
birds poop up!
Perhaps if I get a window-washer's rig
it would be easier to hang upside down from
the eaves two stories above the lawn.........
In the meantime......
Would you please finish the last of the Ladyfingers?
The nails are turning a little gray and I think they're
going bad!
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I think it could be possible to stick the scrappers up the tiny behinds of the very talented birds on your property and send them to clean their own messes. Of course we are risking never knowing the truth in the messeges. Don\'t you fear they would want to leave you a more personal note whilst you hang precariously in space? I think I will go to the Pooper entry...copy my latest entry and post it here. Excuse me just a moment.
Well before I lent Janine my aviator hat...my daughter attached some lovely dangling earrings one to each flap...she added some lovely Iris applicaes to the crown and a small shaft above the propeller to support the face and head protecting umberella. Janine it really looks wonderful on you it does wonders for your outfit!
My head breaths again...oh the freedom!
I wanted to mention that I have some really freaked out birds outside my window today. I followed them around for two hours this morning trying to understand their habits. Alas they are not so magical nor talented as Janine\'s feathered friends. The most I got was a dirty look. Have you ever experienced a dirty look from a bird? Well they wouldn\'t even poop! Can you imagine? I told you their poopers didn\'t work yet! Previously they were quiet now the little suckers refuse to shut their mouths. Some find the song of a bird refreshing...I personally am ready to push my air conditioner uncerimoniously into the yard and take their home and their singing little voices with it.
My new headwear is a basic ear muff with foil wrap. There are lovely Italian hoops adorning each ear covering. Daisies are intertwined with a pipe cleaner bumble bee floating happily above. A fine pink net covers my forehead and eyes to create the mystery. I have unearthed a long flowered skirt (from my hippie days) and matching red flip flops. My guitar is missing a string but I think I can make it work. I am taking request but I am especially good at John Denver and Peter Paul and Mary....I do know some Joan Baez....Are we protesting anything today? I could write a little something. Did I ever tell you my mom got into a huge fight with the nun who taught singing lessons in school? She demanded her quarters back and the nun said she earned them listening to me. I think I was too young to understand because I don\'t remember my feelings being hurt!?
Oh, the Ladyfingers, they have been neglected! I\'ll flip ya for the middle Ladyfinger, it\'s my utmost favorite...somehow related to birds, but of course!
Flipping for the Ladyfinger!!!!!
We\'ve reached new heights with our depths!
.............. and yes..........................
perhaps it would be wiser to leave the eaves..........
It could be a new method of \"divining\" the future!
Like reading tea leaves........ (why we have tea parties... to make leaves)
or rolling bones............. (not any of ours of course!)
And Katmac...... darling....... they\'re making colored Saran Wrap now...
Would you like some to put over the foil on your hat?
You have blue, pink and my personal favorite green to choose from!
Green I fear would blend with the grass should I fall down and land on my ...ladyfinger.
Blue could be done...but not much fun...
Pink I think...it\'s quite unique
This Land is Your Land This Land is My Land hmmm,,,hmmm,hmmm
I think the poop could easily turn to Stalagtites, srayed a lively color they could pass as Gingerbread on a Victorian. Bounced off a window the prism effect could be seen a stained glass. Quie lovely, really.
The Queen of Hearts has lost her tarts,,,,off with their heads!
Now did she mean the thieves or the Tarts? What is a Tart? I think I\'ve met a few but I may be confusing my definitions.
Tarts? Yes, I\'ve met a few too! Tainted and painted, not sainted were they.
Ah but colorful and full of ...cheer? Beer? That\'s what I thought. So much for Ladies in Waiting....
Did you ever notice the car is not safe from the effects of straying pee pee? I am amazed at the lack of guile with which a man will stop along a busy highway do play dodge the oncoming headlights. No matter how wide the shoulder of the highway..there are always yellow stains cascading down the passenger side of the car.
Janine, you are strangely quiet. Are you perhaps mesmorized by the stained glass windows or has the evil Chin caught our \"P\" unawares?
The Evil Chin is snoozing (remind me to tell you about \"the shadow of the chin\") because he is NOT a daytime boy. P spent the morning in her \"Happy Place\" - the box in the office- and I have actually been cleaning and restringing a set of draperies off of the pull-cord slide and onto ring-clips. Unfortunately, the bamboo I wanted to use as a pole wasn\'t up to the task so I ended up having to reuse the original rod..........
Which I\'m not crazy about and will have to change later.
NOW................. Where was I?..........................
Oh yes, OFF WITH SOMEONE\'S HEAD!!!!!
No one has been headless in quite some time and I think we need to remedy that! And no; I don\'t have problems with pee stains on the car as I make all the men in my life pee on the back fence before I let them get IN the car! The only thing that should have any yellow in it as far as I\'m concerned is lemons and sunflowers! OK.......... maybe the sun. But you can\'t actually look at it directly so I don\'t think it should count!
Now cut someone\'s head off so we can get on with the party!
Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
*spins propeller on hat, hikes up her gold hoop/skirt and proceeds to pee on the rhododendron bush*
Go tell it on the Mountain over the hill and every...wheereee
Go tell it on the Mountain to let my people goooooooo oh
No darling.................
one thing that I NEVER DO is let my people go!
The Hatter must have an audience and people to play with
or whatever would be the point of being MAD?
sorry about the nudity...personally speaking, daytime or nightime my nakedness would scare the neighbors...okay, moi is properly hidden in the shrubbery
Oh the fight with the witch on the board is remarkable. I think they are finally deleting it. And guess who defended the foul mouth little twit? I bet you can\'t guess....Talk about mad ...Lisa GK. Some people just bring the worst name to the honestly Mad Hatters of the world. Off with her head.....
Now the sun is setting and the Wendy\'s have arrived. My boa slipped down around my leaning arm and I am watching that rhododendron bush out of my good eye and I must remember to steer clear of the back fence too. I think a nice mamosa is called for. Oh wait....does that go with the Earl Grey?
I think therefore I am....but then its how I think that is the problem.
Why is it when there is so much to be done I just stop? I think it may be a little quirk....big toothy grin. I know I have a contractual deadline for Thursday...I know I have to write a bid and a cover letter. Do I care? Well sort of. Did I mention it became necessary to add a chinstrap to my earmuffs? It prevents slippage. I think I may be avoiding because I question my ability to be effective. Right now I\'d like to tell them to take their contract and decorate the Hatter\'s yard. Hmmm. There But For Fortune Go You or I hmmm mmmmmmmmmmm.
Well ladies my sandwich is gone my eyes are falling out and my guitar is weighing me down. I shall put it back in the VW bus pack up the rolling heads and blink my brights at the newsy neighbors.
Good nite Irene....good nite irene....good nite irene good nite irene
Did you ever wonder who in the hell Irene was? She must have known the Hatter. I think the little poopers in the nest have fallen asleep for the night. That means only one thing...my two sons must be on their way home from work. Sigh! Tomorrow is my baby girls birthday. She is 29. She was a good meeting of father and mother....Of course if there was something wrong with her it would be her father\'s fault....the MacDonald women are a strong lot. MacDonald me are handsome charmers but I think they leak? I am wondering aimlessly toward the VW ...Peace!
Love! and Sisterhood! Battan down the hatches and don\'t stand on your head without your seatbelt.
THANK YOU GUYS!!!!!!!! I\'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!! (((((((((((((((HUGS TO MY COMEDIAN FRIENDS)))))))))))))))
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE, HOW TRUE THAT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!