These fit so well they should be in a dictionary...        ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR:A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL:Someone who is fed up with people.    CHICKENS:The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.   COMMITTEE:A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. (Remember:  For God so loved the world that he did not send a committee.)  DUST:Mud with the juice squeezed out.  EGOTIST:Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. HANDKERCHIEF:Cold Storage. INFLATION:Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO:An insect that makes you like flies better.   RAISIN:Grape with a sunburn. SECRET:Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON:A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE:    The pain that drives you to extraction .        TOMORROW:One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.    YAWN:An honest opinion openly expressed.   and last but not least.....   WRINKLES:Something other people have, similar to my character lines.