Here's a little something to lighten the mood....and no it's not a devotional this time.  Hope it brings you at least a smile.  Regular journal entry below. TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.          5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.  10.. Out of my mind.  Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.  15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it! 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up!!!! 18 . Procrastinate Now! 19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts;  Do You Want Fries With That? 20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. 22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. 24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD. 25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Weston. 29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Life is too short and friends are too few!  ~~~~ Well, today I am feeling better then yesterday.  I can still feel the depression off to the side waiting to flood me..but the levee is holding it back for now.    My doctor has told me that I can be around most people, but to continue to avoid pregnant ladies and I assume that would include young babies who don't have their immunity built up yet.  So again, no church for me this upcoming weekend which sucks.  Probably not next week either...since it's 2 weeks from today until I see the dermatologist.   I did talk to my real life pastor this morning though and he will probably come see me in the next few days...possibly even tomorrow.  He's a busy guy so it's nice he will do that.  He knows and understands the depression part of things too and so he wasn't surprised when I told him that I'm struggling with that because of things.   And tonight one of my friends is coming over.  We're gonna rent a movie and maybe get a treat from DQ (since it's like maybe a 5 min walk from my place).  I'm looking forward to that. Again I only slept about 3-4 hours last night.  And yesterdays nap was only about 1-2 hours instead of 3-4...so I won't be surprised if I need a nap this afternoon.  I'll try to keep it to an hour, or at least no more then 2 hours.   Anyhow...that's the scoop.  I need to go get some cereal...and maybe even through in some laundry.  Don't feel like it but it's long overdue.  *sigh*