Joshua & Izaak: The Stoning of a Rape Victim 
Izaak: Hey Josh did you hear there's another rape victim?
Joshua: Yeah I heard. Third one this month.
Izaak: Hey the stoning's this afternoon.
Joshua: [groan] I hope it's a small crowed this time. Too many people throwing stones makes the slut die faster.
Izaak: I know what you mean, and at the prices the priests charge to get in. The last time I went I felt like I was robbed; the slut was dead before I could throw my first stone.
Joshua: I know dude... and the priests over charge for the rocks too.
Izaak: Hey Josh, you know what I'm doing this time?
Joshua: Izaak do tell?
Izaak: [Whisper] I'm sneaking in my own bag of rocks!
Joshua: [Whisper] I did that the last time, and saved a few coins to sandal(boot).
Izaak: Quiet now we're at the gate.
Joshua: [pay the priest]
Izaak: [excitement] Oh look that priest has a stop watch!
Joshua: yeah! the slut wouldn't die so fast this time!
Izaak: Lets get started... [throw stone]
END.
this is meant to be sarcastic.