read these and thought i would try to cheer some up with these  jokes. misprinted signs:1. in a office: would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.2. outside a secondhand store: we exchange anything-bicycles, washing machines, ect. why not bring your wife and get a wonderful bargin.3. in the office: after tea break staff should empty the tea pot and stand upside down on the draining board.4. notice in health food shop window: closed due to illness.5. in a business building: toilet out of order, please use floor below.6. seen during a conference: for anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a daycare on the first floor.7. notice in a farmers field: the farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free but the bull charges.8. message on a leaflet: if you can not read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.9. on a repair shop door: we can repair anything.(please knock hard on the door-the bell doesn't work).  hope ya  all enjoyed these. have a wonderful day.