8.5% body fat - lowest I've ever been, ever! Still about 3% to go to be contest ready. Trying not to obsess about my weaker points.
Vain moment in Provincetown: we were waiting for the beginning of Cashetta's show (drag magician, what a hoot!) and some bar was having a promotional advertised with a couple of pretty boys in skimpies. One of them was extraordinarily handsome, rippling abs, nice shoulders...
George gave him the once over and said, "nah, he's got no legs."
Yes, I had better legs than the pretty boy!
Not so vain moment in Provincetown: George gets to eat all the stuff I can't, so I sit with him to be social and enjoy vicariously. We stopped at an outdoor fried seafood place and chatted a bit with the older woman at the counter. Perfect weather, I was wearing shorts. When his order came up she looked at me and said: "My - you have porcelain legs!"
Okay, so their shape is just fine, but apparently the color frightens little old ladies!

Vain moment in Provincetown: we were waiting for the beginning of Cashetta's show (drag magician, what a hoot!) and some bar was having a promotional advertised with a couple of pretty boys in skimpies. One of them was extraordinarily handsome, rippling abs, nice shoulders...
George gave him the once over and said, "nah, he's got no legs."
Yes, I had better legs than the pretty boy!
Not so vain moment in Provincetown: George gets to eat all the stuff I can't, so I sit with him to be social and enjoy vicariously. We stopped at an outdoor fried seafood place and chatted a bit with the older woman at the counter. Perfect weather, I was wearing shorts. When his order came up she looked at me and said: "My - you have porcelain legs!"
Okay, so their shape is just fine, but apparently the color frightens little old ladies!

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Brian, You are too funny! Time for bronzer. Bevi
Yep, spray on tan is safer than tanning booths.