....chomp chomp chomp...ow!...what the f....hey!....what's that...stuck in the candy?....oh....it's my cap!...great!....just great!....I lost a stupid tooth cap!....great.....i'm fallin apart.....hmmm....what to glue it back in with....?? ride to store....yawn....directions:  "spread adhesive around on the upper inside wall of the cap after cleaning...."....okaaaaayyyy....what wall?.....left wall, right wall?....what wall??!....wallS?.....inside...upper....could that mean under the cap? on the bottom....but inside?....but no wait it said "WALL" so hence must mean the sides....no diagram though....hmmm.....i'll call the 24 hour place they'll know....they know everything....oh....hydrogen peroxide huh?....won't hurt?....oh good.....they're so smart....pour....swish....pause....FUUUUUUCCCCKKKK!! what the hell!!! that burns!!....omg the root! the roots! what the hell!? doesn't hurt?! my ass!!...ok now what!?....i'm gonna just rinse with warm water.....i'll put the thing in a ziplock....hmmm maybe i just put too much glue on it?  I can do this can't i?...."remove the old residue as best as you can..."....hmmmm with what?...what do i remove the residue with???...okay...this paperclip should work i'll bend it and use the end....scrape, scrape...."keep it moist"....it's drying!....it's too thick!...it doesn't spread anywhere!...it's just going around in clumps....."if it doesn't fit right see your dentist"....no shit!! i shoulda done that in the beginning....but i'll get it to fit!!...."just tap gently"....tap.....tap......tap, tap.....tap, tap, Bite.....BIte.......BITe.....BITE...CHOMP....!....CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP....CHOMP.....SIDE TO SIDE....LIKE IN THE OFFICE....FRONT AND BACK...SIDE TO SIDE...WHAT'S WRONG HERE??  IT DOESN'T FIT RIGHT!....THE CAP FEELS LIKE A PEBBLE WEDGED BETWEEN MY TEETH!...stupid cap....dumb candy....it should have a warning label on it!!...i'm kinda hungry though hmmmm....wut would taste good now....
 
Finger Eleven - Paralyzer
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