YOU STAY THE HELL OUTTA THE FAST LANE!!!  I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU SLOW DRIVERS AND SPEED LIMIT DRIVERS WHO INSIST ON DRIVING IN THE FAST LANE!!  DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE NO FRICKEN RIGHT TO BE THERE??!!....THAT LANE IS RESERVED FOR THOSE OF US WHO ARE IN A HURRY, OR WHO ENJOY DRIVING 80 MPH AND ABOVE!! NOT FOR YOUR SLOW SELVES!!....YOU ARE TO BE IN THE FAR LANE, THE SLOOOOOW LANE, BECAUSE YOU DRIVE SLOOOOOOW....THIS WAY YOU CAN ENJOY THE SECURITY AND SAFETY OF THOSE OTHERS, LIKE YOU, WHO DON'T TAKE RISKS AND PLAY IT SAFE--YOU CAN ALL PLAY FOLLOW THE DUCK AT 10 MPH UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT---AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO BOTHER WITH ALL THOSE LITTLE WHITE LINES!  YOU CAN JUST PAY ATTENTION TO THE TRUNK OF THE CAR IN FRONT OF YOU!! AND CAN HAVE FUN MEMORIZING THE BUMPER STICKERS!!  BUT STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY LANE!!!  NOW, IF YOU CAN MAINTAIN THE POSTED SPEED LIMIT, WITHOUT GETTING TOO NERVOUS, AND WITHOUT VEERING REPEATEDLY OUT OF THOSE LITTLE WHITE LINES, I WILL LET YOU GO OVER JUST ONE LANE! (TO THE BIG PEOPLES LANE!  ) SO THAT YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE A COMPLETE SLOW POKE!  NOW, I HAVE BEEN BEING NICE SO FAR B/C I REALIZE THAT MOST OF THESE DRIVERS SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN GIVEN DRIVERS LICENSES TO BEGIN WITH, BUT THEY GOT THEM, AND NEED A REMINDER ONCE IN AWHILE.....AGAIN.....(THEY FORGET A LOT......):  STAY THE HELL OUTTA THE FAST LANE!!!     NOW, TO THOSE OTHERS, WHO INSIST ON DRIVING IN THE FAST LANE FOR SOME KIND OF STUPID AGENDA, LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO KEEP THE WHOLE WORLD SAFE BY DRIVING THE SPEED LIMIT (MAKING ALL OF US LATE!), OR THOSE WHO JUST DON'T CARE AND SOMEHOW FEEL ENTITLED TO DRIVE IN ANY LANE REGARDLESS OF THE SPEED AT WHICH THEY DRIVE----WELL *%$#%& YOU!! AND WHEN YOU GET IN A REAR END COLLISION CUZ YOU WERE DRIVING TOO FRICKEN SLOW, OR WHEN SOMEONE DRIVES RIGHT THROUGH YOU, OR UP AND OVER YOUR CAR, DON'T BLAME THEM!!!!!

If You're Getting Tired On The Road Please Listen To This One It'll Keep Ya Up!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RI2IyHXJo5M