THERE ARE PEOPLE ON THE PLANET WHO ARE THE "WELCOMERS"....THEN THERE ARE THE BABIES WHO ARE THROWN ONTO THE PLANET FROM A WOMB AT A GIVEN TIME OF DAY OR NIGHT...THEY DROP IN OUT OF FANTASY...TO BE TAUGHT BY THE WELCOMERS WHO HAVE ALREADY BEEN HERE....THEY KNOW, OF THE TIMES PAST, THEY LIVED ''BACK THEN" AND KNOW OF THOSE TIMES, AS WELL AS THE NEW TIMES NOW THAT YOU, THE BABY, ARE OCCUPYING BUT DON'T HAVE A CLUE AS TO WHAT IT'S REALLY ALL ABOUT...HOW CAN YOU? YOU ARE A BABY!....OH SURE YOU GROW UP A LITTLE BUT COMPARED TO WHAT'S HAPPENED BEFORE AND WHAT WE AS PRESENT DAY "LIFERS" KNOW, IT FAR EXCEEDS YOUR KNOWLEDGE.........SO MY NEW ONE WHO IS BEGINNING TO GET COMFORTABLE IN MY WORLD PLEASE GET OVER TO THE DRIVE-UP WINDOW AND TRY TO REMEMBER THE THINGS WE TELL YOU, LIKE WE NEED STRAWS, AND HOW ABOUT EXTRA NAPKINS AND KETCHUP WITH OUR FRIES? YES, YES, GOOD! NOW THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE OF ALL, SEE IT'S DIFFICULT TO EAT CERTAIN FOODS WITHOUT THE UTENSILS WE DESIGNED TO HELP US EAT THEM, SO REMEMBER TO ASK...."WOULD YOU LIKE A SPOON OR A FORK OR A KNIFE WITH THAT?" AND REMEMBER TO PLACE THEM GENTLY IN THE BAG....WE'VE RECENTLY COME UP WITH A NEW UTENSIL WHILE YOU WERE IN THE WOMB, IT'S CALLED A "SPORK", A COMBINATION SPOON AND FORK....TOSS ONE GENTLY IN THE BAG....GOOD!
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LOL - having a good day then???
huh? lol
all of the sudden the \"spork\" made me hungry for taco bell....lol...that was a vivid describition of today\'s drive-thru service! very accurate!
yeah yeah yeah good thing you edited it yeah...
rofl... awesome. ^_^ i love the spork.