111 questions

1) Are you really ready for 111 questions?
Yes.
 
2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
No
 
4) Who did you last say “I love you” to?
My mom
 
5) Do you regret it?
no
 
6) Have you ever been depressed?
Yeah
 
7) Are you a boy or girl?
Boy
 
9) What is your relationship status?
Single
 
10) How do you want to die?
Old age
 
11) What did you last eat?
Doritos
 
12) Played any sports?
Hockey, soccer, baseball, rugby
 
13) Do you bite your nails?
No 
 
14) When was your last physical fight?
Yesterday
 
15) Do you have an attitude?
Ha ha, sometimes
 
16) Do you like someone?
A few someone’s, yes…
 
17) What is your real name?
Joel Steven Barg
 
19) Are you gonna get high later?
No
 
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
No, not really…
 
21) Do you miss someone?
Yes, a couple people
 
22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Twirl
 
23) Do you tan a lot?
No :P
 
24) Have any pets?
I have a cat
 
25) How exactly are you feeling?
Tired and lonely
 
26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Of course
 
27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
No
 
28) Would you take any of your exes back?
Yes, any of them
 
29) Are you scared of spiders?
Not often
 
30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Yes, definitely
 
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Yes…
 
32) What are your plans for this weekend?
Relax, video games, sleep. 
 
33) Do you want to have kids?
Yes
 
34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
No
 
35) Do you type fast?
Sometimes :P
 
36) Do you have piercings? How many?
No
 
37) Want any more?
No
 
38) Can you spell well?
Yes
 
39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
Yes….
 
40) What are you craving right now?
A girlfriend…
 
41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
Yes
 
43) Have you ever been on a horse?
Yes 
 
44) Kissed someone in a pick-up truck?
Yes
 
45) Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
I think maybe one girls, but that’s it, I think.
 
46) Have you ever been cheated on?
No
 
47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Yes
 
49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
I don’t know 
 
50) What should you be doing?
Job hunting
 
51) What’s irritating you right now?
How bored I am
 
52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Yes, and it’s slow to heal…
 
53) Does somebody love you?
My best friend, but I don’t know who else…
 
54) What is your favorite colour?
Blue and black
 
55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yup
 
57) Do you have trust issues?
No, if anything, I am to open
 
60. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Yes
 
62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
Maybe, but very rarely…
 
63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Umm… probably my mom
 
64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
Yes
 
65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
I don’t know
 
66) Is this year the best year of your life?
Maybe?
 
67) What was your child hood nickname?
The Dominator, joelie the goalie
 
68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
Yes, when camping
 
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Sometimes, but not always
 
71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Read Calvin and Hobbes
 
73) What is bothering you?
How lonely I am
 
74) Have you ever been out of your province?
Yes, quiet often
 
75) Do you play the Wii?
Yes, sometimes
 
76) Are you listening to music right now?
If you count the music coming from the TV :P
 
77) Do you like Chinese food?
Occasionally
 
78) Do you know your fathers b- day?
November 14th
 
79) Are you afraid of the dark?
No
 
80) Is cheating ever okay?
Only if you are playing the card game cheat
 
81) Are you mean?
If you piss me off, yes
 
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
Only if you really put the effort into it
 
84) Do you believe in true love?
Definitely!
 
88) Do you like the outside?
Yes
 
89) Are you currently bored?
Yes, but I am going to bed soon
 
90) Do you wanna get married?
Yes
 
91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
Yes
 
92) Are you hungry?
Not at the moment
 
93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
Possibly :P
 
94) What makes you happy?
Sports, my best friend, video games, my significant other, when I actually have one….
 
95) Would you change your name?
Only if I drastically had to
 
96) Ever been to Alaska?
Nope, but almost :P
 
98) Do you watch the news?
Occasionally
 
99) What’s your zodiac sign?
Capricorn
 
100) Do you like Subway?
Yes
 
101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Possibly…
 
102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
I ask her out on a date and hope we start a relationship
 
103) Do you talk like your friends?
Umm, I don’t know :P
 
105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
Yes
 
106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Yes
 
107) who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
My mom
 
108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
Yes, it does
 
109) Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
My uncle, I think :P
 
110) Favourite lyrics right now?
Like the harmony, needing the melody, This woman found her man
 
111) Can you count to one million?
Yes, but it takes a long time.