WELL, I'VE LOST TRACK OF MY EJACULATIONS, AND I THINK THAT'S A GOOD THING.  GOD REALLY DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN HOW MANY NUTS GO INTO THE LOVE CANAL PER WEEK IN ORDER TO MAKE A BABY.  WE DO IT, AND I NEED TO DO MORE TO SATISFY MY WIFE.  SHE'S A FREAK, BUT SHE'S A SHY AND DECENT FREAK.  WE CURRENTLY HAVE A ROOMMATE, AND SHE DOESN'T WANT TO EMBARRASS HERSELF BY COMPLETELY CUTTING LOOSE AND LETTING GO OF ALL INHIBITIONS.  HONESTLY, I'M THE SAME WAY.  MARRIED SEX WILL ALWAYS BE DIFFERENT FROM "FREAKY" SEX, BUT THAT'S COOL WITH ME.  I LOVE HER, AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP SEX IS ALWAYS SO MUCH MORE FORFILLING THAN "BOOTY CALL" SEX.  NOT THAT I WOULD REALLY KNOW BECAUSE 2 "BOOTY CALLS" SEVEN YEARS APART ISN'T ENOUGH TO MAKE ME AN EXPERT BY FAR.  OK, I'M TRYING TO WRITE A JOUNAL, AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I'M GOING WITH IT, SO....NEXT TOPIC.
 
WELL LAST NIGHT, WE SHARED I'LL FINAL #9 MENTHOL CAMEL ON OUR GOAL TO QUIT SMOKING.  I'M NOT A REAL SMOKER, I WAS PRETTY MUCH A SOCIAL SMOKER, AND WHEN I MET DANIELLE, IT WAS SO PEACEFUL TO GO OUT TO OUR PICNIC TABLE IN THE GRASSY AREA AND HAVE A SMOKE TOGETHER AND JUST TALK, AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER MORE AND FALL IN LOVE ALL THE MORE.  SHE WAS A SMOKER, AND I JUST JOINED IN ON THE RITUAL TO BE WITH HER OUTSIDE WHEN SHE WOULD DO IT.  ALTHOUGH I WOULDN'T SAY THAT I'M ADDICTED, I HAVE NOTICED THAT I HAVE BEEN A LITTLE CRANKIER SINCE WE'VE STARTED TRYING TO QUIT.  IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE'S THE ONE THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A LITTLE CRANKIER BECAUSE SHE'S BEEN SMOKING FOR PROBABLY 8 YEARS OR SO, AND ME JUST OVER A YEAR WITH HER NOW.
 
AHHH, I THINK I FIGURED OUT WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS...SO NOW WHEN ARE ROOMMATE MOVES OUT(HOPEFULLY IN EARLY MARCH), EVERY TIME SHE FEELS LIKE A SMOKE, WE CAN JUST MAKE OUT AND SEE WHERE IT ENDS UP WHICH I CAN ALMOST GUARENTEE THAT WE'LL END UP MAKING LOVE AND PUTTING SOME BABY BATTER IN THE OVEN.  OK, SO IF ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN "FACING THE GIANTS," THIS IS THE WAY THAT WE ARE GOING TO PREPARE OUR FIELDS FOR WHEN GOD DECIDES TO BRING THE RAIN OF BLESSING ON OUR LIFE WITH A BEAUTIFUL BABY.  OUR WAY TO PREPARE OUR FIELD FOR RAIN IS TO STOP SMOKING BECAUSE IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT SHOULD REALLY BE DONE WHILE PREGNANT, SO WE'RE GIVING THIS THEORY A SHOT OF IF WE QUIT SMOKING, 'THEN' GOD WILL ALLOW ME TO RAIN MY LIL SPERMIES ALL OVER HER EGG WITH ONE BREAKING THROUGH THE GOALLINE(SO TO SPEAK) AND CREATING A LIL BABY FOR US WHICH WILL FORFILL DANIELLE'S GREATEST DESIRE IN LIFE OF GIVING BIRTH TO A CHILD AND BEING A MOM TO A CHILD OF HER VERY OWN.  THAT WOULD BE THE VERY BEST GIFT THAT I COULD EVER GIVE HER IS A LOVING HUSBAND AND A LOVING FATHER TO BE WITH HER EVERYDAY TO RAISE A BEAUTIFUL BABY OF OUR VERY OWN AS A SYMBOL OF OUR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER.