LAST NIGHT WAS PRETTY CRAZY FOR US.  WE  HAD A SPECIFIC SHOPPING LIST WITH OUT BREAKING THE BANK.  WE WENT TO FASCINATIONS FIRST FOR OUR LIST AND FOUND A GREAT DEAL OF  3 MOVIES FOR $20 BUCKS.  ALRIGHT SCORE.  NOW FOR THE LUBE WITHOUT SPENDING TOO MUCH MONEY ON SHIT THAT WE WOULDN'T ENJOY USING.  FASCINATIONS HAD A TEMPTING SELECTION, BUT IT WAS EITHER TOO SMALL OF A TUBE, TOO STICKY, OR TOO EXPENSIVE.  SO WE WENT OLD SCHOOL AND WENT TO WALGREENS AND FOUND A WARMING KY WALGREENS BRAND IN A LARGE TUBE FOR 9 BUCKS...YEAH, SCORED AGAIN.  AND WHEN WE TURNED AROUND, WE SAW SOME LIGHT UP VIBRATING MASSAGERS, AND WE THOUGHT OOOH, THIS MIGHT BE FUN AND EVEN ROMANTIC AND SOOTHING.  SO WE PICKED ONE OF THOSE UP FOR 10 BUCK, AND TWO PACKS OF MARLBORO SUPER MINT SMOKES FOR 10 BUCKS AS WELL.  PERFECT.
SO WE GOT HOME AND PUT ALL THE NEICES AND NEPHEWS AND MY BOY TO BED, AND STAYED UP TILL ABOUT 12:30 HAVING SOME PAINLESS ROMANTIC FUN.  AND SOMETHING JUST GOT INTO US, AND WE GOT PRETTY WILD AND DID SOME STUFF THAT EVEN MAKES ME BLUSH, SO I'LL KEEP IT TO MYSELF, BUT YA'LL GET THE IDEA.  WE WERE REALLY EXCITED, AND FOR OUR PERSONAL BEST, WE TRIED SO HARD TO POP OFF THREE BIG O'S FOR ME, AND ALTHOUGH WE TRIED FOR AWHILE, I JUST COULDN'T QUITE PULL IT OFF.  BUT THAT'S OK,  WE HAD A GREAT TIME TRYING, AND THERE'S ALWAYS TONIGHT. TO GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT.  WE LIVE IN AN APT, SO THERE REALLY AIN'T MUCH TO DO BESIDES WATCH TV, SPEND VERY SPECIAL TIME TOGETHER, AND GO OUT AT MIDNIGHT IN MY FLOPS, BOXERS, AND A JACKET INTO THE QUAD(GRASSY AREA) AND HAVE A SMOKE AND JUST STARE INTO EACH OTHERS EYES WITH OUR BIG CHEESY SHIT EATIN' GRINS ON OUR FACES, AND MAKE LITTLE COMMENTS TO EACH OTHER ABOUT THE WILD AND CRAZY SHIT THAT WE JUST GOT DONE DOING. WOW, AND ON A FULL MOON............WHAT------A------NIGHT.