Spring...
Well it's been an interesting couple of weeks.. Spring has sprung... snow has melted... grass is green and already in a need of mowing..(gonna let it seed first.. needs a few spots filled in lol...
i've been out riding my bike.. then it got cold again.. hahaha age i reckon takes it toll... its gottin down into the upper 30's this week...
The skies turned gray.. and i turned blue...
Sittin around all achey too...
some days are diamonds
some days are stones..
someitmes the bad times
wont leave me alone....
today the sun is shinin.. that's a pluss... means i may be able to get out and ride...I know I have to go do some shoppin.. vittles ya know.. kid loves to eat..
he's doing well so far with his new job.. it's about 20 hours aweek.. so he be bringin home the bacon.. telln me to fry itup in the pan...
so any old way had my son call the Human Resourse folks and tell em I don't wanna to renew my food share thingy...
boy these folks here in Wi some them case workers treat folks like some kinda low life for needing assistance.. well I aint fightin em for no 10 dollars a month any more hahaha..
kiss this...
So any how maybe I'll run for President... OH YEAH...
I qualify.. rite... natural born American Citizen..
over 35...
smoked pot.. (inhaled)
paid my taxes...
drank lots of beer...
never been arrested..
oops take that back.. I'm a jail bird..
had an warrant for my arrest... cause my oldest son said I beat him...
Child protection of Texas Cleared me of that one.. County they slapped me with 300 dollars in fines and court cost.. it was Child abuse month.. gee...
any old who...
I'm thinkin.. hahaha.. soon as the smoke clears.. well who knows.. but i got some ideas for the next person ya'll put in office..
he or she gotta be cheep hahahaha work for like 50.000 a year... seein how they get free public housin ... transportation...and all the food they can eat...
tear down the fence along the Mexican border and put up fast food joints.. yepp... then them folks could work at em and pay an extra tax for the goodies they get here in the United states.. like food , clothing, and child care.. yepp extra dollar a paycheck.. should cover most that ....
term limits for the Senate and house might be a good Idea too.. them old farts need to retire.. let someone else play with our money...
bulid the tanks, air planes and other miltary thingys here in the good ole U.S.A..
along with some poot of the loones and tenny runners.. tee shirts and some Jeans... well ya get the picture rite...
Pay back Social Security... and put a lock down on borrowin any more money from that fund...
co-pay for medical... based on income..
how bout this one..
line up all them folks that runnin for president..vice president...
give em each a phone number.. see... like
1-800-(persons name here)...you call it ... thats ya vote..
everyone has to call.. Hey use a pay phone gee whizzz..heres a quarter..
Ooops i can't find a pay phone..(are they still a quarter?)
well hey can I borrow ya cell fellow...? WAT...?
well I bee that was just plain RUDE... hey sit on this and rotate..
gee see what a friendly world we live in hahahaha..
well that's food for thought...
now i need ot fix some breakfast for the Boy.. later best wishes...
russ
i've been out riding my bike.. then it got cold again.. hahaha age i reckon takes it toll... its gottin down into the upper 30's this week...
The skies turned gray.. and i turned blue...
Sittin around all achey too...
some days are diamonds
some days are stones..
someitmes the bad times
wont leave me alone....
today the sun is shinin.. that's a pluss... means i may be able to get out and ride...I know I have to go do some shoppin.. vittles ya know.. kid loves to eat..
he's doing well so far with his new job.. it's about 20 hours aweek.. so he be bringin home the bacon.. telln me to fry itup in the pan...
so any old way had my son call the Human Resourse folks and tell em I don't wanna to renew my food share thingy...
boy these folks here in Wi some them case workers treat folks like some kinda low life for needing assistance.. well I aint fightin em for no 10 dollars a month any more hahaha..
kiss this...
So any how maybe I'll run for President... OH YEAH...
I qualify.. rite... natural born American Citizen..
over 35...
smoked pot.. (inhaled)
paid my taxes...
drank lots of beer...
never been arrested..
oops take that back.. I'm a jail bird..
had an warrant for my arrest... cause my oldest son said I beat him...
Child protection of Texas Cleared me of that one.. County they slapped me with 300 dollars in fines and court cost.. it was Child abuse month.. gee...
any old who...
I'm thinkin.. hahaha.. soon as the smoke clears.. well who knows.. but i got some ideas for the next person ya'll put in office..
he or she gotta be cheep hahahaha work for like 50.000 a year... seein how they get free public housin ... transportation...and all the food they can eat...
tear down the fence along the Mexican border and put up fast food joints.. yepp... then them folks could work at em and pay an extra tax for the goodies they get here in the United states.. like food , clothing, and child care.. yepp extra dollar a paycheck.. should cover most that ....
term limits for the Senate and house might be a good Idea too.. them old farts need to retire.. let someone else play with our money...
bulid the tanks, air planes and other miltary thingys here in the good ole U.S.A..
along with some poot of the loones and tenny runners.. tee shirts and some Jeans... well ya get the picture rite...
Pay back Social Security... and put a lock down on borrowin any more money from that fund...
co-pay for medical... based on income..
how bout this one..
line up all them folks that runnin for president..vice president...
give em each a phone number.. see... like
1-800-(persons name here)...you call it ... thats ya vote..
everyone has to call.. Hey use a pay phone gee whizzz..heres a quarter..
Ooops i can't find a pay phone..(are they still a quarter?)
well hey can I borrow ya cell fellow...? WAT...?
well I bee that was just plain RUDE... hey sit on this and rotate..
gee see what a friendly world we live in hahahaha..
well that's food for thought...
now i need ot fix some breakfast for the Boy.. later best wishes...
russ
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