Well I'm waitin for Dawn to make a little Quack...
looks like it gonna be a heat wave out today it's aready 34 here, and it aint even Quacked no sunshine yet...

yeah see I get up so manytime during the nite... come five If I aint up i'm gettin up... suppose to weight myself and check my blood pressure everymoanin... why my pressures good and my butt's still .... HUGE...

gonna get a bummper sticker for my butt...
WIDE Load...
caution when backin up....
awe sit on it...
yepp it back fires... keep 50 foot clearance...
where's me doggy...???
that's some tail....

I think I'm startin to get use to being a big fat person... that is FAT not PHAT....

no I don't hate myself, just aint happy about being charged extra for those XXXX's

MMMMmmmmmmm..... CHOCOLATE.... (droolin) hey did I tell ya my son made brownies... yepp all by him little ole self he made a package of super duper chocolate brownies... yepp I ate one... real slow and it drove my doggy nuts... she so loves chocolate...
why they say...doggies and chocolate...
well she got a little taste... she love them herseys kisses lol... tootsie rolls... mmmmMMMMmmmm chocolate... did ya know it's fat free the chocolate part... but the brownie part well now...
three pounds for one little ole brownie... Jeeez.... MMMMmmmmmm yummy...

Okay so I did the fat boy dance for exercise... it makes my son giggle even if he don't want to... says it's embrassin to watch lol... it's just little squats to the muscic of Grand funk railroad... kinda shake it to the side a little as ya squat... not too much throw out a disc it ya shake it too much...

yeah I like to dance.. miss waltzin, and kickin up my heels to will waylon and merle... slow dancin... hey I can still do the Fonz... happy dayz... fonzie... jeez tuff crowd...

any who since I weight in at 400 i seepose that my hinny is about 200 of that and well you shake 200 pounds for about five minutes and ya gonna wear ya self out lol... might even break a sweat.... so hey i get down on the floor just to get up... three time an I'm whooped... but hey I can get up... last year i couldn't get up by myself... sad aint it... being overweight, unattractive, and alone...

but I'm soft... hehehehe...
still cute...
well if I can't bee funny. least I can smell funny hehehehe...

russ...

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400 lbs just means there\'s that much more of you to love Russ! I\'m feeling pretty lonely myself right now and trying to fight this depression I\'ve gotten into to. You know how much I care about you and wanted to let you know I\'m thinking about you today! Love, Dale xxx (Hear that lonesome whipperwill.......)
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Soft and cuddly--that\'s what it\'s all about! Take care of yourself and do a dance for me! I don\'t dance anymore, have the same jiggle problem!!