Boy we sure have some of that Artic weather... sunday we got another 8 inches of snow... it's like - 7 out rat now... me I'm not going out... gee even the doggy wont go out an pee... guess she's afraid her pipes will freeze..

couple days ago her whiskers frosted up while she was draining the old radiator.. poor little doggy she no chilli dog... so cold it makes her feet hurt... so I try to stay close and she learnin not to go too far from te front door lol...

so then there I go with poopy scooper in hand... gotta keep the snow white ya know... city ordinance pick up the pooo....

hard to teach a redneck to pick up dog poo...What you mean I gotta pick that up... it's fertilizer for the lawn... ifins I pick that up i'm gonna chunk it at you dang it...

flyin doggy pooo..... who knew lol


heck I was in my fortys before I ever knew ya was suppose to license a doggy lol...thought ya was just suppose to love em and pet em... not spend all that money lol


and gee they got so many kind of doggy foods it like ... duh...ohhh lets see Mighty dog... kibbles and bits.. angel likes kibbles and bits...

now they teachin this old redneck to trim them doggy toe nails... gee she a lady doggy likes them loooong nails rite...? oh well I ain't paint them nails, nope... hate trimin em too doggy bites
told ya she likes em long... hehehe

this dang doggy like anutter kid... even argues witt me and she sings... and love to honk the car horn at folks...
hell no I aint teachin her to drive... she gets road rage.... specially at stoplites...

some body look at her an she goes into this crazy aint I cute thingy makes em laugh... yepp it's the truth... she an attention seeker... lap dogg. plate lickin hound... part moocher, and demanding as allget out...

well she bite me for leavin her home alone yesterday while i got poked and proded and sqeezed and well ya know not to mention them dang vampire in the lab... she had to bite me twice... ouch...

rather be in a room with a rattlesnake.. than face a needle... my legs wanna leave... my mind says be still feet... one these days my ass gonna run off an leave me... hehehe... wishful thinkin lol
well better go take a breathing exercise...

I'm achen for all ya'lll so I hope you have a pain free day...

best wishes Russ

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There ya go again bringing smiles with your stories about your doggy LOL I never remember ever paying to license my dogs? I know I registered them since they are pure bred. Loved about the nails...you gotta paint them make her feel pretty LOL As for the scooping I feel for ya I hate doing that and when you look out in the back you see taller patches of grass all over LOL it is a good fertilizer until all the kids running around in the back and bring dog poo in :o) Then you think twice. My female is so funny going out with the snow and especially the rain...heaven forbid if her feet get wet...Oh ok I am rambling again ..late and no sleep once again,,,gotta get kids up for school soon and it is cold and snowy here too!!! BRRRRRRRRRRRRR I wouldn\'t go out if I didn\'t have to that is for sure!! Glad to see you made it to the DR and back sorry you had to face the needle. Stinks I know...I had to last few times too but it was a piece of cake last time, didn\'t even feel it I guess since the ones I have to give myself everyday hurt and burn like !@!@ it would be nothing :o) Feels like a wasp sting ...OUCH! Alright didn\'t I say I was going to shut up before???? LOL good thing you said you didn\'t mind my jabbering /rambling :o)...Hope your tests results come back good and you had a better day and I hope you have a pain free day as well!!! Would be so nice!! What would we do???? Well we can keep hoping!!! Alright you take care and you have yourself a good day and don\'t forget to be good to yourself!!!! :o)
Hugs,
Michelle