I had a good time with my son... me and him went and had brunch together...

Now he's askin Dad advice about marriage.. oh boy... who me... dang boy I'm divorced... i failed... I'm a loser and you want my advice.... okay... listen up...

So we went and he did his honey do list for the day.... Me I was plum tuckered out watchin em haul that bed to the van, and I fell asleep in my worm coat he done gone an bought me... yepper Toasty... snooze-N in the van with the reclinein seats...

then when it was all over around Two pm, I got a hug and asked for some more advice... He thinks he waited to long to get married, gee he only thirty... I laughted and told him he'd be fine...

then i took off to rob Santa... yepp.... I got an idea hehehe... if I rolled Santa and still his fruit of he looms and socks I'd be plenty warn rest the winter right... Oh you don't like this idea... well I don't reckon Santa would either hehehehe... Now I know why they got them elfs stationed all over the store...

They don't just put coal in ya stockin they throw it at ya lol... okay I'm teasin... but I do get tired of payin twice as much for mly DVD's and Fruit of the Looms, and man when they get their Hanes on your wallet.... Jeeez... just cause my butt's bigger than a 44... the for 4.00 dollars at 44, 3 for 8.00 if it's got an XL or more on the package...

Well by the time I had run far enuff a way to avoid them coal chunckin elfs, and could hear Santa cussin in the distance... gee she flipped me the finger... Mean old Santa... hehehe... no sense of homer.. well now I'm tired... back hurtin from sittin in the snow cleanin out the snnow blower... and busttin my butt shovelin snow... So I go to GoodWill, theres one more 3XL coat on the rack... Now DJ...got a good worm coat to wear... He likes it... so do doggy she cuddled up in it ratnow.... nope he don't hang his up it's on the couch... that's doggy territory... and she will wrestle him for the coat lol... Crazy doggy...

Oh you wanna know what I told my son.... lol okay its a two parter....

First he said he couldn't figure out his wife... I told him... don't try... just treat her with love and respect and as an equal... the rest will come...

Second he wanted to know why us Russell's are always asked to help so much... I told him when you nice ya gonna get abused a little... trust in God and follow ya heart...

that good enuff...
sides I aint really the one who split the blanket... hehehehe...

I just Love our Creator...

Best wishes Russ

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Very sweet journal and excellent advice to your son on his new marriage.Merry Christmas Russ my friend.I hope you recieve a special blessing this year.
Rachel
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Glad to see you had a good time with your son! :-) Loved the journal posting as always! Happy to see you all are nice and warm with coats too. As for your fatherly advice, I think you did one heck of a job!! He did go to the right person as ask! Enjoy the rest of the weekend and you take good care!!
Hugs,
Michelle
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I feel your pain on the underwear deal. Because I do have to get 4x, they are 2 for $15 at the Big & Tall store in our area. Oh well, I guess all of that good eating at to come with a price.