Oh man talk about bad fur day...
Yesterday was the pits, holy grail of yuck... I decided the gods were mad at me for some reason or other... well okay so I stretch it a tad bit a times... jeez do ya smell smoke..? sulfur and brimstone... ooops...

Yepp busted my big butt tryin to get ready for that used adjustable horsepistol bed...

I cleaned me carpet in the bedroom... yepp, even did those stains the little doggy leaves after she goes outside and makes like a cow and eats grass... why the hail a doggy eat grass.... yucky... jeez... but I got all them unwanted stains i found under the bed... now I'm wondering how the hail she get her big ass under the bed to do that... well only doggy knows for sure...

Phone gobbleed... I wobbled... gobble... wobble... hello.... it's the folks from the horsespistol... yeppp we gonna be there in a short short between 10 and 11 am... its nine... better hurry and finish up eh....

I'm on my third bottle of hot water with my little bissel screamin steamer... and the Phone gobbles again... I wobble.. gobble,,, and hello...

It's the nurse from CMO... they aint gonna make it with the bed...THEY WAT...?

Sorry....

So I finish the carpet... boy that looks nice... now I hurt like hell... feel like chit that been stepped in... and believe me that's YUCKY...

What I'm gonna sleep on now... they don't even know when they gonna bring out the bed... maybe never... WHY ME... WHYYYYYY.....
boy I sound like some body I know very well... gosh love that girl to pieces... hehehe... like father like daughter... why me... but hey I hurt all over...

Where's me crown royal... yeppers two jiggers... and made some coffee... by time my cleanin helper got here... snicker... hic... hey how ya'll are.... hic.. but I feel better.. just a dam headache... so I snack a peanut butter cracker thingy... yummy... goes good with coffee and whiskey...

Least I aint hurtin...aint mean drunk eater.... hic... stupid okay... maybe I aint too bright... but I gotta sleep on the floor tonite... on the clean carpet...

Doggy don't like sleepin on the floor... she moved around all nite... well dodgein my big butt as I flopped and turned... so the air mattress aint big enuff... twin size too dang small... oops knocked doggy off the bed... snicker... she growled at me... bet she grinnin in the dark too... watch it doggy I still feed ya you know... smart doggy... only loves me for the food I eat... aint I mean...

did i mess with the house cleaner helper ... hell yeah... teased her about needin to wash her car... she got a nice 97 dodge it's need washin, and only cost 3 dollars at woodmans car wash... plus I made her jump... she was asleep at the sink and so she punched me in the arm .... learn me darn me... don't make folks jump.... even it ya got a whiskey buzz goin ....

Well its a regular old moanin moanin... headache... sinus kind...stings behind the left eye so much ya gotta rubb ya head and eyes water something ferious...... what ever...

I'm gonna get my coffee now... take my meds... get the boy off to school... funny he aint ask to play hooky one time so far this year... ask him if he snapped at other people and treated em like chit... he said he knows me... besides he don't treat me like chit... I said oh really, tellin me to shut up is like okay huh...? he says I don't like ya singin dad... yeah but I pay the rent... me... rent... sing if I want to... shut up dad... jeez... he's a good kid really... don't drink booze... no dope... hope he stays clean all his life...

well a man can pray... and hope... and dream... and hurt... and pray... and scream... hehehe... AINT LIFE GRAND...

laters Russ