How Ya'll are...?
O interesting letter that letter O... how ya spell that anyway. O my... O hell... O my darlin..
I like O cause it's round... looks like it would roll down hill really fast... and when ya put two OO's together...things get excitin... like double O seven... OO7... Bonds the name... kickin ass is the game...
Q is kinda like O... but ya don't see no double Q seven...QQ7..kinda looks like 7's LQQKin for something... okay
I found it but it's empty... face it O got it...
After all what do you want to see after ther first dollar sign... MORE O's yeah Ifin ya got a 1 no O's well maybe ya can get a cup of coffee... plain old coffee... maybe foldgers if in ya do it yaself.. face it a 1 with several O's is way more... 1,000,000,000...O don't stop now... now if that One... notice the One is spelled with an O... fasinatin... this some serious chit to think about... O
O i feel bad...
O i need more coffee..
O i need something to do with my time...
Nawe I couldn't sleep this Moanin... so I'm here messin with the letter O... maybe that's a zero
Watz de difference fatman...
Well O can define a person or his bank account
AH I see fatman does that mean ya got Zero...hehehe
Shut up bobbin...
well come to think of it...if ya got a lot of O's in the bank
Ya probably got something else to do besides talk about O's..
Horny bunches of O's
Grumpy O's
the good O days
O rings
O kay
Ya'll know that if I was a horse they'd just shot me... Yeppers bet they wood... speakin of wood that's wat done woke me up at three a an m in the moanin... this appartment leaks in reverse... yeah it sucks... smoke blows in around the doors and my son he likes to keep his window open a tad bit for fresh air...
Can't say I blames him I like air too... but Dat dang smoke is kickin my can...
that mean little elfin fellow is up between my eyes tappin at me skull with a sledge hammer... Disc in my neck are givin me a real bad time...0 heck.. O gee... see the difference... O..0 actually one is a zero... like me...O I think I'm a wonderful fellow... with lots of good ideas and full of compassion... like to help folks and so on and so forth... but gee... I feel like a 0.. this moanin...
that O song nothin from nothin leave nothin..
I seem to be strickin out a lot lately...
then again I'm still usein the same old bait I always used on the fishin for free thingy...
I don't understand why the ladys just delete my email, don't even say hey sorry ya too dang ugly for a good lookin girl like me. or ya too much lol.. seem rude not to reply...
guess that's wat make being online so easy... just ignore someone hope they go away...
well okay...
I aint beggin... less ya cookin something like bratz... I might keep on till i get one..
Boy I could eat Bratz and frys till I... nawe aint had a brat in a while... keep eyeballin em in the meat dept. but hey...beans are cheeper...
I'm gonna go shoppin today... my biggest decision is brisket or turkey...
I'm all for turkey and dressin.. homemade dressin..salt free home made cornbread, then again brisket mighty good too... got plenty of cajun seasoning, and maybe some beans..
Beans now thats something I'm gonna do... green bean casarole.. yeah with mushrooms and bacon, the works.. boy don't like green beans..
He's a meat eater... old dinasour like his daddy use to be.. only worse eats with his eyes... don't look good or aint chocolate.. aint eatin it... for reall hardheaded bugger this one... to much sometimes aint healthy... yeah he takes after dad, but don't fool ya self his mom kinda thick headed too...course with her it like being hardheaded without common sense... face it...some one leave a kid for a married person aint usein the noggin... nope... still makes me a tad pissed.. O well.. I just love that O...I might be an O, but she a 0... hehehehe.... okay I'm bein mean...
It's only five now...
I'm hopein I'll have enuff getty up to make cookies today... yeah real cookies..some peanut butter cookies and chocolate chip...Boy will have em all ate up before saturday evening..so maybe I make him a couple giant chocolate cookies...
If in's ya like to experiment... I do... take a pizza pan... butter it up good ya no fake butter..margrine... so I can't spell it but I can smear it... then flour the pan... cause ya don't want this cookie to stick... some ya'll got them nostick pan (blowsrasberry) okay cool...
pancake mix... fresh stuff no outdate mix... bout a cup or so... depends on how big ya pizza pan is... I just eyeball it cause all ya gotta add is water... I eyeball that too... not too thin now... and couple table spoons brown sugar... I like that stuff... and grab the hersey chocolate slurp... knock ya self out... I eyeball how much I use, yeah that looks dark enuff... yepp... pour that on the Pizza pan, bake at 350 about 15 minutes, turn off oven and let set... yummy cookie specially with them semi sweet chocolate chips sprinkled on it yeah... boy likes it...Pizza cookie... I like apple bake myself...bet you could use just about any fruit on this pancake pizza cookie thingy... wat ever...
now the real cookies that different.. takes more time, well ya'll kknow.
Well five thirty now so take my meds and try to stay awake to get boy up for school.
yummy popped the blue one..good with coffee... rite..
Boy that topol really works... O b/p was 150/74, with only a pulse of 45 this moanin...
I wonder ifins I'm up to smokin a turkey... Puff Puff, dang wont stay lite... serious I got a smoker... and it takes about 12 hours to really smoke em up good... but man it's a hassle...keepin the fire up and addin the smokin chips...and it's cold out there ya know... this is wisconsin not Texas... gotta admit ya can grill almost allyear long in central Texas... yepp... miss that O safeway...store...don't miss them fire ants and killer bees... Ya'll can have them ants... darn things...kill my dog... hate em...
Ya can see my mind aint in no pertickelar place this moanin...
Oh that was Alka-seltser... allergy relief... good stuffins for sinus... one waffer for me cause of b/p meds.. ya gotta watch that ya know... mixin meds... it will kick ya can...
well guess i dazzled everyone with my brillo pad enuff for one moanin... sometimes I think I just do this to hear myself think...
Ya know I think about a lot of things... men, women, life, children. How we all fit in the big picture... and I got tell ya... sometimes it don't look so rosey... I see kids in pain and confused... I don't like the future we created for them... and I pray they learn to do a better job... but we have to teach em... don't we...?

aint life grand Russ

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Dah-ling, I don\'t think you are ugly!! in the least!!
Ohhhhhhh, well..........
Have a good day anyway.......:)