Well good moanin friends... romans, countrymen, and natives from all over...oh don't foget ya flatlanders and folks that live in the swamps....
Actually I was born a flatlander...then we moved to the swamps... dad wanted a home of his own, and swamp land was cheep seein how it was above water most the time...
Dat ole Mississippi river likes to back up some times like a comode full of chit... backs up and water water everywhere... why they make them comodes like that... out house never backed up... filled up couple times had to go dig a new hole... move the outhouse...
Man sears made the biggest picture book I ever saw... took about six months to use up all them pages...didn't have to worry about flushin or leavin up the seat... just worry about splinters and hopin no one had a grudge against ya when ya went in there...
Aint no fun gettin pushed overin an outhouse...

Oh well I woke up feelin like my head was in a warm dark mosit place... didn't even pop when I pulled it out... sick squishy sound... eewwwweeeeeee.... I got more aches and pains that unckle Bart got coon dogs... yepp... dang leg is really botherin me... long with my eye... dang hay fever got my eye all red and dry... like sand in an hour glass...oh gee days of our lifes just come on...
Our cable company so slow we still gettin reruns from the 60's here in the hills.... the mail man runs the fillin station and the post office and can find time to give ya a haircut and will even pull a tooth for ya ifins ya need it...
Last time Ma went he broke two pair of pliers before the found the rite tooth... but hey he said it make room for her wisdon teeth...Wats with dat....wisdom teeth... do they really make ya smarter...
well maybe it did make Ma smarter, she done gone and ran off with some other fellow...Left me with the boy and a coon dog that don't hunt... crazy dang dog... she thinks shes family... yepp... gets in ya face an tells ya wat fur too... like give me a piece of that sandwich ya old fart... I wanna a peanut... she don't love me just the food I eats... crazy daang doggy... awe she so cute... ifins she could talk, she say (GIVE THE DOG YA FOOD) yepp... she the original underdog... always under the cover... under the pillow, under ya feet... geeesh doggy ...
well I guess I complaned enuff for one moanin... I'm smilin, cause my comode ain't plugged up... nope.. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park, just feelin a bit chitty... oh did I say dat outlooud... dang...here it is 7AM and the sun aint up yet... guess it's sleepin in since it a saturday...
I remember way back when ... we had weekends... yeppers.. now days folks go 24 hours a day seven days a week... no time offins for spendin with the missus and the youngins... guess that's why the world seem so mixed up... yepp...heck I knowed a fellow he been married three time and still got the same inlaws...
well I'm just gonna sit here today and smile at the pain... okay maybe I'll cuss at it some too then laugh about it... later
best wishes Russ