Some of the dumbest things I've done in life have taught me the most valuable lessons I need to learn..
Having been married for twenty five years i found myself trapped in a corner with no way out..
Cause the wifey would always say... do this dress make me look fat...awe come on wat ya gonna say.
Yeah hun make ya butt like like a horses hinny...
(snicker) not if ya wanna live to a rip old age...
Oh an this one always choked me up...
Hunny do you like this perfume.... ????
I aint tellin....
Most guys get a hunnido list... ???
first off my wife didn't call me hunny....
so it was russelldo this and russeldo that... which most of the time was cookin and washin dishes lol...
Hey...! don't forget the laundry and cleanin the trailer okay...
Cleanin a ten by 55 moble home aint hard, ifins ya got one those wet or dry vacc's... just put the hose on the blow side and open the doors..
here kitty kitty.... awe sorry about that, its okay kitty... OOps there he goes again... see the baby giggle as the kitty flys...
Okay. so now the house is clean... somebody gotta pick up the yard... for sure...
Course if ya got a long extension cord ya can blow that trash right over onto the neighbors lot... gee hope he aint go not wet of dry vaccum....
dishes aint to hard ifins ya got a few preteenagers at home... I had a rinse and dry system that worked just great... hurry up doggy.... wheres that cat when ya need one...
Funny how that cat always hisses at me when I clean house... oh well... never was a smart cat not how... it just wondered in one day to get outta the sun i think lol...
Oh food I think I'll stay... meowww.... purrrrrrrr....
some body get this dog off my legg... eeeewwwwweeee bad kitty....
that's gonna leave a stain....
wheres the vaccum cleaner..?
Gee !!!
Now to tackle the laundry...
Wheres the washer..? AWE man it's gonna take an hour just to dig it out from under all those cloths...... Wait a minute... wat the heck is this... looks like panties with no bottom...golly... bet that ride up... HHHHHhhhhhhmmmmmmm who'w is it... aint mine...hope it aint the boys... nope can't be the wifeys... ya can sail a boat with her bloomers ....
You just wait till that girl gets home from school... Oh wait... If I say anyting she gonna accuse me of sniff her undies... dang...
Oh golly gee... a five dollar bill... I'm rich.. forget the laundry, come on kiddo... lets go, awe dang wifeys got the car...
bicycle got a flat... to hot to walk, hey the neighbor lookin at me ... wave to the neighbor and smile kidd o.... see she thinks we number one... smile real big... dang it hot... seven box fans and can't cool down this trailer... theres so much hot air in here this trailer oughtta float like a blimp...
Okay take the toddler and let him play in the tub...
Oh gosh kid what ya been eatin... cough gagg, wheeeeze... boy aint none of your sisters got anything on you... you is a stinker...
so now that ya all clean up and cooled off time for a nap... yepp....
I'm workin one it... first of the month gonna show yall the picture of that old 10 X 55. for sure.. have a great day... russ
Having been married for twenty five years i found myself trapped in a corner with no way out..
Cause the wifey would always say... do this dress make me look fat...awe come on wat ya gonna say.
Yeah hun make ya butt like like a horses hinny...
(snicker) not if ya wanna live to a rip old age...
Oh an this one always choked me up...
Hunny do you like this perfume.... ????
I aint tellin....
Most guys get a hunnido list... ???
first off my wife didn't call me hunny....
so it was russelldo this and russeldo that... which most of the time was cookin and washin dishes lol...
Hey...! don't forget the laundry and cleanin the trailer okay...
Cleanin a ten by 55 moble home aint hard, ifins ya got one those wet or dry vacc's... just put the hose on the blow side and open the doors..
here kitty kitty.... awe sorry about that, its okay kitty... OOps there he goes again... see the baby giggle as the kitty flys...
Okay. so now the house is clean... somebody gotta pick up the yard... for sure...
Course if ya got a long extension cord ya can blow that trash right over onto the neighbors lot... gee hope he aint go not wet of dry vaccum....
dishes aint to hard ifins ya got a few preteenagers at home... I had a rinse and dry system that worked just great... hurry up doggy.... wheres that cat when ya need one...
Funny how that cat always hisses at me when I clean house... oh well... never was a smart cat not how... it just wondered in one day to get outta the sun i think lol...
Oh food I think I'll stay... meowww.... purrrrrrrr....
some body get this dog off my legg... eeeewwwwweeee bad kitty....
that's gonna leave a stain....
wheres the vaccum cleaner..?
Gee !!!
Now to tackle the laundry...
Wheres the washer..? AWE man it's gonna take an hour just to dig it out from under all those cloths...... Wait a minute... wat the heck is this... looks like panties with no bottom...golly... bet that ride up... HHHHHhhhhhhmmmmmmm who'w is it... aint mine...hope it aint the boys... nope can't be the wifeys... ya can sail a boat with her bloomers ....
You just wait till that girl gets home from school... Oh wait... If I say anyting she gonna accuse me of sniff her undies... dang...
Oh golly gee... a five dollar bill... I'm rich.. forget the laundry, come on kiddo... lets go, awe dang wifeys got the car...
bicycle got a flat... to hot to walk, hey the neighbor lookin at me ... wave to the neighbor and smile kidd o.... see she thinks we number one... smile real big... dang it hot... seven box fans and can't cool down this trailer... theres so much hot air in here this trailer oughtta float like a blimp...
Okay take the toddler and let him play in the tub...
Oh gosh kid what ya been eatin... cough gagg, wheeeeze... boy aint none of your sisters got anything on you... you is a stinker...
so now that ya all clean up and cooled off time for a nap... yepp....
I'm workin one it... first of the month gonna show yall the picture of that old 10 X 55. for sure.. have a great day... russ
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