thought I'd take a little brake ....eeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrkkkkkkKKK...!!
Finished the dishes and cleaned the stove top...I just love my self cleanin oven... too bad it wont do the dishes...
I ache all over and feel like old cheese... ooops ...what's that smell... (old cheesy me)
Next I gotta reawreck my vaccum cleaner... yepp gotta to open roller surgery, and maybe a belt replayment... (now where is that extra belt..?) gee I'll never find it...and ya wondered why lol...junior feeling all better this moanin... told him to eat small meals till what ever it is has a chance of passing on thru lol... he be takin EX - lax and tum dee tum tumms.... couple swiggs of that everlovein nasty bubblegumtastin Pepto....(shivers with chills) hate the taste of the new pepto... nasty....
Oh well in the words of old redneck Jeff... give me a beer and show me something neaked lol... rite lol..

If he ask me ifins I'm smarter than a fifth grade I gonna say hail yeah unless he or she is 16 years old.....

Once a kid gets sixteen, well girls are 14 lol they mature faster lol... yeah rite... well they do... and some of em need a shave lol... any ways at this age they know it all.... SO MOVE OUT ALL READY LOL>>> not just teasin sit down... and shut up...
Thank God for duct tape...

you can tape the phone handle in the daughters hand so she wont drop it while talking two hours about absolutely nothing on the phone... well now guess it would work on them cell phones.. who knew...?

ya know when I was sixteen a girl that was fourteen showed me something way better than hot buttered popcorn... oh did i say that out loud?

Must be geting old lol...
Any way first thing that popped into my mind when she did that was fourteen get ya twenty and I ran off like a scared wabbit... and she never talked to me again lol... kids just can't beat em.....

back then I was more worried about her dad than the law lol... Funny how being a Dad helped me understand that a little lol...
I'm so glad i never caught my grandsons dad sneakin in my trailer at nite to knock up my daughter... cause if I had all my windows would still have bars on em....

I miss Jacob... he bein way down there in Texas...They bee feedin that boy miracle grow lol... he tall and skinny just like his dad... and looks like him too... Nawe i don't hate his dad... he aint responsible as far as I know, but hey... I aint the judge... so anyway time to operate...

Bobbin fetch the Hoover!!
Yeah sir Fatman... one Hoover comin up...

Oh you want ya big rubber hammer?
Yepp.
Screwy driver.. !
Nelson or a Phillips...?

Nelson????? Boy wat tree did ya fall out of...

The weepin Willow...

Are you sure that goes back on there...
HEY !!!! TURN IT OFF ...TURN IT OFF!!!...
oooops that was close... How did ya cape get caught up in that thingy anyway...
Cough...
Is that smoke coming out ya ears again!!! You really need to see someone about that Fatman...
GGGRRRRRrrrrrrr..... Just give me the bagggg...

Okay now try it...

.......BIG EXPLOSION.... DUST EVERYWHERE.... coughin and gaggin
Gee I thought that was a new bag???
OH you wanted a new bag... Sorry.. gotta go...
and see someone about that smoke .... geee