Wow, just when ya think it's safe to go back in the water...That smily face that looks so sad, it don't fit the pain of my Jaws dis Moanin,(screamin) Yeah, dang old arthur, he the meanest of them Rthritis boys... least that wat my grandma would say... hell she went out with arthur enuff to know.... (lame attempt at Homer)
I went to bead at 11:38, slept till just a few minutes ago. My jaws are in flamed due to chin strap pulls my jaw out of alinement. I don't wear my dentures to bed. Fraid I'll choke on em in my sleep.
Why me lord? Why?.............Dang least Job got some time off for good behavior. I kinda relate to old Job sometimes... People tellin him what a sorry ass he was. He must of pissed God off big time. My family and out-laws do the same ole chit to me......Give my share of everlastin life to my grandma, yeppers the one that beat my sorry little ass as a kid... Cause I can't imagine life without pain. I am so tired of pain. I'M TIRED OT THIS CHIT...PAIN BAD...NO LIKE... what part of life do this kind of pain benefit?
Well at least DJ, mom called and wished him a Happybirthday, yesterday the 20th, then His sister Keziah called, and then Russ jr. He's happy. Guess that's worth dealing with this nasty pain... boy on a 1 to ten scale, its a 20.... I'd just scream bloody friggin mudder, but it'd just tick off the neighbor... He'd probably undeerstand, he got problems of his own lol....
I shaved my face for this.
Awe come on, if I was a horse they'd just shoot me.
These dang jaws, hurt so bad, it feels more like an ear ache... cause the jaw joint is right in front of the ear. and its all inflamed and big and nasty... toothache and earaches are the worse. Well mostly. Appendix can really give ya a bad fur day... Yepp I'm havin a bad fur day.....
Well on the brighter side of things. V-ger ran like a big dog yesterday. Took it for a spin, and the old van ran real good. It's so nice to have old V-ger back. Russ jr. can buy some parts for old paint, or it can just rust... I've had enuff extra activities with old cars for a couple days at least lol...
Weeeeeeeeeee doggie, that old 800 mg motrin is kickin some pain lol... and I'm feeling sleepy too. I really should eat a little snack, make the motrin work faster..I just might make it through the day...
I'm lookin over my old dog Rover layin on the kitchen floor.
One leg is broken, the other ones lame.
The third one is missin the fourth one needs a cane.
Theres no use explain the tail remaining is caught in the oven door.
Oh I'm lookin over my drunk dog Rover layin on the kitchen floor...
Well I gotta go deal with the pain, I don't wanna but I gotta.
See ya in the funny papers on the Alley Oop side......Ruff :)
I went to bead at 11:38, slept till just a few minutes ago. My jaws are in flamed due to chin strap pulls my jaw out of alinement. I don't wear my dentures to bed. Fraid I'll choke on em in my sleep.
Why me lord? Why?.............Dang least Job got some time off for good behavior. I kinda relate to old Job sometimes... People tellin him what a sorry ass he was. He must of pissed God off big time. My family and out-laws do the same ole chit to me......Give my share of everlastin life to my grandma, yeppers the one that beat my sorry little ass as a kid... Cause I can't imagine life without pain. I am so tired of pain. I'M TIRED OT THIS CHIT...PAIN BAD...NO LIKE... what part of life do this kind of pain benefit?
Well at least DJ, mom called and wished him a Happybirthday, yesterday the 20th, then His sister Keziah called, and then Russ jr. He's happy. Guess that's worth dealing with this nasty pain... boy on a 1 to ten scale, its a 20.... I'd just scream bloody friggin mudder, but it'd just tick off the neighbor... He'd probably undeerstand, he got problems of his own lol....
I shaved my face for this.
Awe come on, if I was a horse they'd just shoot me.
These dang jaws, hurt so bad, it feels more like an ear ache... cause the jaw joint is right in front of the ear. and its all inflamed and big and nasty... toothache and earaches are the worse. Well mostly. Appendix can really give ya a bad fur day... Yepp I'm havin a bad fur day.....
Well on the brighter side of things. V-ger ran like a big dog yesterday. Took it for a spin, and the old van ran real good. It's so nice to have old V-ger back. Russ jr. can buy some parts for old paint, or it can just rust... I've had enuff extra activities with old cars for a couple days at least lol...
Weeeeeeeeeee doggie, that old 800 mg motrin is kickin some pain lol... and I'm feeling sleepy too. I really should eat a little snack, make the motrin work faster..I just might make it through the day...
I'm lookin over my old dog Rover layin on the kitchen floor.
One leg is broken, the other ones lame.
The third one is missin the fourth one needs a cane.
Theres no use explain the tail remaining is caught in the oven door.
Oh I'm lookin over my drunk dog Rover layin on the kitchen floor...
Well I gotta go deal with the pain, I don't wanna but I gotta.
See ya in the funny papers on the Alley Oop side......Ruff :)
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Dude,,,you do have issues huh?/ LOLOL,,my grandkids sing a different version of that song ,,some thing like this wanna hear it ,,here it goes,,LOL
i\'m lookin over my dead dog rover
that i overlooked before
one leg is broken the other is sprained
i ran him over with my cocopuff train
i have a feelin he\'s on the cielin
i hit em with the kitchen door,,,,,
i\'m lookin over my dead dog rover
that i overlooked before,,LOLOL
ok so we both have issues,,,,,LOLOL
You are so right. There is no pain like an earache or a tooth ache, but I met a pain last year that tops both of them combined, and that was a kidney stone. I hurt for 3 long days with that joker before I ever got it out. When it did come out, it was about as big as a single grain of sand. I could not believe something so little could cause that much pain. Well try and take care of yourself and have a great day.
You want to know PAIN...?????.....try dealing with the jerks I deal w/at WORK!! That\'s PAIN!!!!......
Just heard one guy who is trying to hard to get promoted--he\'s stupid, has no morals, and would turn his mother over to the Devil if he thought it would help him get ahead, did a most dastardly deed!! He snitched and didn\'t go about it the right way.......grrrrrrr......tried to hurt about 55 people, JUST so he would look \'good\'---grrrrr
Hate a SNITCH.........Hate someone who tries to make life miserable for others......grrrrr
At least, Russ, you are by yourself, and you don\'t have to deal w/folks like that day-in/day-out.......
Foot surgery a few years back shocked me!! had carpal tunnel surgery at the same time....thought as well as I was recuperating, might as well go thru two issues @ the same time.......
That was one of the most painful ordeals ever!!
Plus, Peridontal disease and the surgeries for that..Yuck!!...that\'s no fun, either.....
Having a baby isn\'t a breeze....what did Carol Burnett say? like taking one\'s bottom lip and pulling in over one\'s head?? lol!!
Kidney Stones......EVERYONE says those are horrible!! Knock Wood, have never had one....when my brother had one, couldn\'t relate to his pain......then my sis had one, and she actually had her husband to call in me in Memphis to get me out of class to tell me she was DYING, and she thought she was!! She went thru three childbirths....(one of which sadly was stillborne)....She said the Kidney Stones were Worse!!
Having Pain, regardless of What kind it is, sucks.......
Maybe today will be a better day!!
:o)
Iam not going to go into pains with you guys cause it dont help anything.But will say Iam sorry that you are having a bad day russ.
I am glad that you got your van running again.No more bumming rides to the doctor etc,and you can go to dairy queen when you want to.
Count the ways brother!
Rachel
Russ glad you ride is fixed and i hope you are feeling a little better today.i\'m praying for you..be kind to yourself...