Howdee Friends, Good Moanin good moanin, the best to you dis moanin. From R u s s, e double l. I won't say I'm a tiger, meow lol.... ...................................................................................
Oh cornflakes,
V-ger is still in the stink bug position. But the gas tank is back under it where it belongs...New filter installed and ready to tighten up the bolts. Sure is prutty, all silve and blue, maybe it will slow down this Wisconsin rust lol...If that computer chip makes cars so dang smart why they still break down?...............................................................................................
I remember when the only thing you really had to worry about was the gas...Okay and the idiot lights... I ask dad why ya call em idiot lights... He said when one comes on it too late you idiot...Okay dad...Okay took a moment to honor all the men that played the role of my dad... Yepp there was a few. Two got the long term job. My real dad, and my adopted dad...okay..............................................................................................
My hands hurt so much last night woke up several times...Boy I'm really startin to like my air bed... Yeppers it a campers Deluxe, but it adjust like one them adjustomatic beds that cost thousands of dollars...Well this one a cheepy at 300.00, one them beds you inflate for the extra guest I think. I have another air matress in the closet, takes for ever to inflate unless ya use the wet or dry vac.... Yepp just put the hose on blow and whoa boy you can inflate a rubber raft, air mattress in no time... deflate em too lol... suck all that air out.......Any who long as I keep this bed inflated just rite...I rest much better, don't wake up with my hands crampin and all as much...unless I go and work on Old V-ger or something else that uses repeated hand movement...............................................................................................
My eyes sure took a beatin under that old van, just put some Visine in them, kinda cold and burns a bit... but it gets the red out lol...course now them cute little women at the pool gonna be insulted by my red eyes lol... blinded by all that shiny hinny and the glare from the sun cause I didn't get out much last summer lol....Like i care right...My on line datin is as staled out as my old van lol.... the ladys take one look, then they come back and check out the old profile again, whats with this,,, Heyyyyyy U-who over here....under the van,,, give me a 9/16th will ya... box end please, and a nelson screw driver, oooops i mean phillips screw driver... they fired nelson lol..... okey dokey,,, I'm done stick a fork in me, I am mo better for now...Sun is burnin off the fogg............................................................................................
They got these sites online that ask you if ya at least 18 years of age... like my son gonna say no lol...I'd have it read a little different... This here site has pictures of naked women, and men and dogs and cats and all kind of kinky stupid stuff... if you look at this site and you aint at least 18, and ya mommy or daddy finds out, and they will find out cause we gonna send em a bill.... if ya mommy and daddy don't go for this chit you are in a world of grounded......GROUNDED KID ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION.....!! Why U wanna look at that stuff for no way..... it will rott ya brain and turn you to stone... Yepp see I told ya....
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My son don't sit down, He crashes into a chair like boom... the chair he uses the springs have sprung... it a black hole that suck ya butt into another world... really give ya that sinking feeling, some body help me,,, throw me a rope here will ya...tell my doggy I love her....good bye cruel world...Thank God school starts in a couple of weeks... I just know the teachers can't wait to see his cheery face.... lol... Okay he already up and pacin round the Kitchen...So i reckon I better go... I hear this FEED ME callin me... kinda like the under dog move only it's GIVE THE BOY YOUR FOOD... Okay I still like the Bill and Ted's Excellent adventure ... Be excellent to one another and Party on Dudes... RUSS