I hope my silly wise cracks i made yesterday in my journal didn't offend any one... I never did learn when to shut up... story I once heard about a fellow who liked to hunt duck, his boss invited him to go hunting with him one weekend... he excepted and when his boss picked him up his boss told him to bring ya dog... we don't need no dog the fellow told his boss... his boss said you like your job... get in the truck dog...they get out to the blind and pretty soon here comes a duck in a bunch all by himself... and the boss shot dat duck... send the dog to get dat duck the boss said... awe dat duck is dead he aint going no where the fellow said... boss cocked one eye at him... go get dat duck dog, fellow said, and the dog tripp tripp out on top of the water and picked up dat duck and broung it back and the boss didn't say nuttin... second time a duck came along the boss shot that one dead too... and the dog tripp tripp out on top the water picked up dat duck, and the boss still aint say nuttin... third time the boss shot a duck the dog went and picked it up and the boss just mumbled and stuttered, and the fellow hung his head and said yeah I know I'm so ashamed I never could teach dat dam dog to swim...(version of Justin Wilsons Duck hunting jokes)