Well here I am again... I'm so thirsty I could drink a gallon of Ice tea... tryin to cut down on the water intake, most of my big hinny is water, or maybe I'm just full of something lol... No wonder my eye are brown... it's so nice out, just rite for a shad tree mechanic like me, Otters aint beavers so I'm here online buggin you guys cause I hurt too much to be under a old van... Now I'm thinkin of the bone yard for old V-ger... Nope not till I can't finger out how to fix it... bone yard, nope, bone... see now I'm argueing with myself probably loose... I told me I want a divorce, myself agreed it might be best to go our seperate ways, I just don't get it lol... I wants to know who's gonna pay for it, who gets the dog, now myself wonders if I will ever see me again, myself is totally confused now. Okay me myself and I decide to just stick together for the time being lol... sounds like a plan... Since I'm in pain all the time, and life is like a large lake of crap, I'm just gonna keep waddin thru it till I find dryland... wats dat smell !!!, sure aint BBQ. I gotta make ya'll laugh just once while I'm avoiding my responsibilities around and about the house lol... guess I could go to myspace and blogg, maybe I will lol, I'd go play some playstation that's kinda fun got this game burn out three, drive em crash em, total mayhem, on the road, DAM VAn, yeppers says that when ya run into this big van lol great for kids huh, ever notice the multi bump mapping on some them games for kids, I think it's goes way too far, but hey I'm just old fashioned, well i grew up with the minni skirt in high school, mostly I thought about cars, racing and then all that stuff hangin out them minni skirts Wowsers, whole new line of thinking goin on lol... but I kept my pants on, and my jaw shut... gee how did i... On the first I'm gonna fire up my grill, aint had a fire in that thing since oh hell, can't remember, two or three years, smoked a turkey in it once, man that was de-finger-lickin-good... my favorite grill was a 55gallon barrell cut in half and modified to grill... heck ya could do the whole cow in that one lol.. big old brisket, rubbed down with special seasoning, wrapped in tin foil. Ya can place it in a big pan and add some water and smoke em too... then you catch all those juices for make gravy of cooking beans, some good old southern spices like Cajun style cooking really hits the grill lol.. okay stop it (who me?) yepp me... lol... see if I aint daydreamin about the past, I'm thinkin about ways to cook food and eat food, Ya'll look like you could use a break lol, your friend Russ eat beans america needs the gass lol

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Nothing wrong with day dreaming.I like to go to the beach feel the sand under my feet,the wind in my hair and day dream listening to the sweet sounds of the seagulls cry.
I think everyone has a selected time of space for day dreaming.
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you had my mouth watering toward the end........lol!!........soooooo, did you conquer the world today????
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Not today...Pinky was standing on my tail...:(...lol