One of my doctors who speciality is blood. Hemo someting whatyamacallit... says I'm his most improved patient... (hope i spell that right)... Well first time i met him I was a 450 pound water balloon just about to pop...now I'm mo better... 13 inches smaller around the belly... I smile instead of frown... I can get around short distances with out my stroller... wheeled walker... love my walker, got a set on it so when i get to tired i can sit my butt down... it's nice hand brakes. big wheels, hold 500 lbs... I miss walking, dancing, playing football, or base ball... I think golf would be an interesting game, but I can't hold the clubs, I play it on Nintendo... i like Mario golf lol...I have several serious golf games... but I suc... my ex played golf, hehehe her new man wont let her do that no more lol... he don't let her ride motorcycles either, he is a wise man she told me once...Yeppers..ok, how she creep in here lol... Have I ever ranted about what a great hubby I tried to be lol... good then ya'll all know lol... the key word is I tried lol...
remember first time someone explained Golf to me...said ya need a wood for driving, i thought I you need a pickup for driving can't haul wood in a car... the they said something about a nine iron, gee ya only need one iron, unless ya got twelve kids maybe two when they old enuff to help iron the clothes... crazy fool ask me if I had Balls! That's a hail of a thing to ask a man,, you got balls rite? Oh hail ya i got Balls... then they want to meet at the club house to tee off... now maybe i'm a tad old fashioned but nope aint no way, I might tee of behind the barn but in front of the club house... and whats that darn wedgey thing mogigga he was talkin about... do I have a putter??? Ya know I think I'll stick to football, ya know where ten or twelve guys play with dat funny looking little punkin and chase each other around on a little cow pasture, without gettin tackled or steppin in something... Yeah I like that lol... oh well so i took up computer... bytes? ya get those from skitters rite, and uploadin and down loadin is what ya do with fire wood... screens? use those to keep the skitters outta da house... online? where ya hang the clothes... wat da hail is an terminal error, is the puter dieing? or an illegal function... I didn't see that. ok so bloggs down in the south thats a swamp i think, computer dating... now I'm lost lol... you should see my phone bill, is this thing having phone sex with another comupter??? Is it really off when ya shut down, or is it sneakin off online to be with a Dell?? holy cow,...is that little AOL guy punching out the peoples guy... why do these puter Freeze??? best wishes and many blessing Russ
remember first time someone explained Golf to me...said ya need a wood for driving, i thought I you need a pickup for driving can't haul wood in a car... the they said something about a nine iron, gee ya only need one iron, unless ya got twelve kids maybe two when they old enuff to help iron the clothes... crazy fool ask me if I had Balls! That's a hail of a thing to ask a man,, you got balls rite? Oh hail ya i got Balls... then they want to meet at the club house to tee off... now maybe i'm a tad old fashioned but nope aint no way, I might tee of behind the barn but in front of the club house... and whats that darn wedgey thing mogigga he was talkin about... do I have a putter??? Ya know I think I'll stick to football, ya know where ten or twelve guys play with dat funny looking little punkin and chase each other around on a little cow pasture, without gettin tackled or steppin in something... Yeah I like that lol... oh well so i took up computer... bytes? ya get those from skitters rite, and uploadin and down loadin is what ya do with fire wood... screens? use those to keep the skitters outta da house... online? where ya hang the clothes... wat da hail is an terminal error, is the puter dieing? or an illegal function... I didn't see that. ok so bloggs down in the south thats a swamp i think, computer dating... now I'm lost lol... you should see my phone bill, is this thing having phone sex with another comupter??? Is it really off when ya shut down, or is it sneakin off online to be with a Dell?? holy cow,...is that little AOL guy punching out the peoples guy... why do these puter Freeze??? best wishes and many blessing Russ
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this reminds me of me... i miss walking and doing normal things.. i am busy losing weight myself .my hubby cheated on me twice because of my disability...thank for giving me the opportunity to read this...
sorry about your hubby there darlin,,,are ya still with him?,,i have a strange way of lookin at that sort of thing,,,,cause to me when they jump out of their own morality, i sorta figure its them that got the problem,it sure as hell wasn\'t any thing i did (or didn\'t do),i was a good wife as i\'m sure you are,so when my now dead husband went and did that sort of thing i never considered it cheatin ,unless he was just cheatin himself to the moral standards that i felt he should live by,,either way i always figured it was his problem not mine..as long as he didn\'t bring me any diseases,take any money out the home or blatantly disrespect me....i could of cared less...some folks are just weak in that area,,sex is only that ,,it\'s not love......and it\'s really ain\'t all its cracked up to be any way,,LOLOL
Russ you seem to be on a southern roll this mornin,,,you been watching larry the cable guy again??LOLOL
Hey good to see you are his most improved patient!!! That is a good thing and congrats on the inches lost!! Keep on doing whatcha can!! Loved your journal as always and gave me a smile or 2! :-) Thank you for my comment too , always appreciate it and always good to hear from you too! Take care and have yourself a great day!! Hugs, Michelle