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bluesun 09/30/2008

next time a guy starts hitting on you, talk about your explosive diarrhea, and describe disgusting things LOL!! i have used this tactic so many times and the guys tell me they go from picturing me as a pretty girl to disgusting crap! LMAO! then they stop hitting on me and in most cases stop talking to me all together. ha ha hah ah ha.... so even if you don't have problems with diarrhea, just act like you do and tell him horrible things like how it squirts out and the sounds it makes, ect. LOL LMAO!!!! it's so funny!! don't forget to describe the smell! ROLMFAO!!!! if it's not on the computer and they are hitting on me face to face, i try to fart at them!!! LOL!!!

what other tactics have you ladies used?

deleted_user 09/30/2008

Lmfao omg I have done that. One time I did even fart too but he just got more interested. I was embaressed but not him. It backfired on me literally. Good thought though.

bluesun 09/30/2008

well if it backfires there's always telling him you're not into men so he can piss off! or assume that he is gay and tell him that you know a guy that would love him! LMAO!!!

deleted_user 10/01/2008

YEP!!! I WOULD SAY THAT WOULD DO IT!!!! (LOL)

deleted_user 10/01/2008

I have pulled the I am a lesbian one and the guy came back with I am a lesbian in a mans body. lol What if the guy has a sick fetish about shit?
Good job bluesun you even grossed me out. lmao

deleted_user 10/01/2008

Love it....

deleted_user 10/01/2008

Never tried that one.. but I have pulled out that I have hords of grandchildren and oh my that plastic surgery I got last year makes me look 30 but you should see my breasts drooooooop when I take my bra off... pahahaha .. that backfires too sometimes.. when they say "I love a mature woman"... hmmm exactly my point.. I don't want to be thought of as 'the mature oder woman'!!!!!!!! so get outa my face you could be my son! J.

deleted_user 10/02/2008

thank you so much bluesun, you sure did make me smile when i so desperately needed one. for most men that would work unless they are into that sort of thing.

deleted_user 10/02/2008

You are a nasty woman bluesun. All I can do is laugh. I don't get bothered enough by men to have and excuse like that. I will remember it just in case. lol

deleted_user 10/02/2008

ROFL! LOL! GASP! I USUALLY JUST TOLD 'EM TO F___ OFF AND THAT WORKED.

deleted_user 10/05/2008

Sometimes telling them you weigh 300 or more works but sometimes they say they love big ladies...I just tell them to get lost or ignore

deleted_user 10/05/2008

YOU GALS DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT I TELL THEM .. IT'S AN OLD ITALIAN WAY OF GETTING RIGHT TO THE POINT IN THIS SITUATION ... WHENEVER A GUY CAME ON TO ME, AND HE WAS A PERVERTED PIG, MY ANSWER TO HIM WHEN ASKED IF I WANTED TO SCREW, WAS GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER .... SORRY, I TOLD YOU YOU DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW .. OH YEA, YOUR SISTER TOO !! LOL ...

bluesun 10/06/2008

lol don't forget to tell him to go suck his brother!

deleted_user 10/07/2008

I have this guy that hits on me at work all the time I'll have to try some of these. He does not seem to get the hint. Thanks for the advise! I hope it works!

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