~~~~~~~~~~~~' ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE-I LEARNED FROM SANTA '~~~~~~~~



" ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO BELIEVE IN YOU "..



" ALWAYS REMEMBER WHO'S NAUGHTY AND WHO'S NICE "..



" DON'T POUT "..



" IT'S AS MUCH FUN TO GIVE AS IT IS TO RECEIVE "..



" SOME DAYS IT'S OK TO FEEL A LITTLE CHUBBY "..



" MAKE YOUR PRESENTS KNOWN "..



" ALWAYS ASK FOR A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN WHAT YOU REALLY WANT "..



" BRIGHT 'RED' CAN MAKE ANYONE LOOK GOOD "..



" WEAR A WIDE BELT AND NO-ONE WILL NOTICE HOW MANY POUNDS YOU'VE GAINED "..



" IF YOU ONLY SHOW UP 'ONCE' A YEAR, EVERYONE WILL THINK YOU'RE VERY IMPORTANT "..



" WHENEVER YOU'RE AT A LOSS FOR WORDS, SAY ":



" HO, HO, HO " !!!