Alright. It's time to resurrect the series. Lymelight. Lyme Sanitorium....and nw this -- a twist on Fantasy Island. Folks from all walks of life are flown in, their stories as unique as all of us on Daily Strength.
Scene 1
Sallie Sue boards a plane bound for Lyme Island, a place where Lyme is treated and cured. But it takes time. She looks out the window of the plane and thinks "hmmm. I'm normally petrified of flying. Why don't I give d&*9 anymore?"
Tina Tequilla zooms up in her private yacht, convinced that she can lick those slimy little spirochetes while still holding strong to her six +/day habit of Tequilla & lime double strength. She's brought along her private sous chef, hairdresser, masseuse and astrologist. She's convinced that the stars are properly aligned for her fast and painless healing from this dreadful "infestation"she got from slumming stateside with ex-husband on Fire Island last summer. After all she's been through..... How much worse could treatment for a simple case of Lyme be?????
Then you see Lola Luvnomore slamming her keys down and telling her husband "If this doesn't work I give up" All the time in her mind she is thinking...Is he sending me away to actually get better or to get rid of me? It has been so long since they have had normal in their life. Could he, Would he?
No she thinks, he has stuck with me for so long and hasn't left yet. He must really love me and I am just letting that Lyme get to my brain again. I will go and I will come back better. I hope and pray.
Ahhh, guys, don't forget poor little Tatoo, pointing up to the sky and yelling, "The...ummm....what is that thing....the...yeah...um..."
As her yacht steams into the small harbor, Tina slams down her cell phone in a rage. "Why didn't any one tell me that SHE was going to be here!!!" she shrills. Get Strellia and have her search the stars - I need to see how I can deal with that %&*&$5 before she steals another man from me! How did Sallie Sue come to get MY disease!!! It's nor fair - I can't even suffer without sharing the lymelight with HER!
As her yacht steams into the small harbor, Tina slams down her cell phone in a rage. "Why didn't any one tell me that SHE was going to be here!!!" she shrills. Get Strellia and have her search the stars - I need to see how I can deal with that %&*&$5 before she steals another man from me! How did Sallie Sue come to get MY disease!!! It's nor fair - I can't even suffer without sharing the lymelight with HER!
Then you see Lola Lovenomore driving up to the front of the Palace. She is thingking to herself that she can't do this. What will it be like to not have this "LYME". Could she actually get her life back? Standing there holding back tears she looks over and sees this huge yacht pulling up.
Then she starts to think maybe a little ol country hick like her isn't going to fit in here. These people must have money!!! It is taking all I have to hope and pray that this will work or I will make my familiy loose everything.Then she sees him a tall dark and handsome doctor waiting to show her the place. Well I guess I could try it for a week or two and see how it goes!
No she thinks, he has stuck with me for so long and hasn't left yet. He must really love me and I am just letting that Lyme get to my brain again. I will go and I will come back better. I hope and pray.
Then she starts to think maybe a little ol country hick like her isn't going to fit in here. These people must have money!!! It is taking all I have to hope and pray that this will work or I will make my familiy loose everything.Then she sees him a tall dark and handsome doctor waiting to show her the place. Well I guess I could try it for a week or two and see how it goes!