The Party Room Community Group
A group that is open to all adults who want to have fun and enjoy themselves. A place to laugh and just have fun times together. An on-going party will be held and some games, jokes (please keep them reasonably clean OK?) and anything fun. This is not a place for serious discussion but a place to come and have fun when the rest of life starts to get us down.
ok - I didn't write these - I did not think them up - but I found them kind of funny so I'm posting this here.
How's that for removing myself from any guilt - did that make sense?
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q.. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong.
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.
Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it..
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.
Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'
Q. Why is there not a Disney World in China?
A. Because no one is tall enough to ride the rides....
Q. How can you tell a blonde has been using the computer?
A. From all the white-out on the screen!
How's that for removing myself from any guilt - did that make sense?
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q.. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong.
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.
Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it..
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.
Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'
Q. Why is there not a Disney World in China?
A. Because no one is tall enough to ride the rides....
Q. How can you tell a blonde has been using the computer?
A. From all the white-out on the screen!
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88FWhat I do like is early morning clouds and then they disappear and the sun comes out. That was it's cooler in the morning. I'm sitting here looking out the window at the hummingbird with the river and dike as a back drop. It's hard to invision ever leaving but I'm also a realist with aging, especially when the luncheon we had with thirty former classmates on Monday. Sandra, we get news of...
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I double dog dare you to post this in W&T. :)
I did laugh and i was mad because nobody home for me to share them