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You can't fool the kids in Sunday school, they are way too smart...
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class.
"NO!" all the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"
Again the answer was "NO!"
"Well," I continued,"then how can I get to heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted,"You gotta be dead!"
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class.
"NO!" all the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"
Again the answer was "NO!"
"Well," I continued,"then how can I get to heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted,"You gotta be dead!"
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