The Hen House Community Group
This Group is for Hens only. A place where we can share and flock together:) May friendships grow here.
Ladies, this is one of my personal favorites. Enjoy!
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THREE women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They got drunk, and woke up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says: "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the University of Illinois School of Law, and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene on behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blonde (you knew it), is strapped in and says: "Well, I'm from Texas and just graduated from Texas A&M with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya’ll right now, that y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
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THREE women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They got drunk, and woke up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says: "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the University of Illinois School of Law, and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene on behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blonde (you knew it), is strapped in and says: "Well, I'm from Texas and just graduated from Texas A&M with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya’ll right now, that y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
You are very welcome! I honestly believe that laughter is the best medicine. I am lucky to have a husband who has a huge sense of humor and it appears that my son is following in his father's footsteps. I have said many times to my husband that I am so lucky that we have alot of laughter in this household, especially when facing the type of pain that I have to endure day in and day out.
The jokes I have been sharing with you are ones that I have sort of collected along the way, (from joke sites, other CP sites, etc..) and thought that this would be a good forum to share them. Some jokes will be longer than others, but hopefully you will enjoy them all. I was thinking of a way to be consistent and at the same time, alert everyone that it is a new COTD. I think the simplest way is for me to just add the date to the title, so it would read like this:
5/27 "CLUCK OF THE DAY"
I guess that would be the simplest way, however, if you have any other ideas or want to see something different, please let me know so I can be consistent with it.
Thanks everyone! Hugs-n-Clucks,
Carrie
I can't think of any better way to title it and no matter it will still make us cluck!