"When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
And gobble up samples in shops
and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick flowers in other people's gardens
And learn to spit.
You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and pickles for a week
And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple."
Jenny Joseph
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Maybe we should start doing these things now?
Greg - at the gathering at your house - maybe we could practice a few of these? We could do this en mass - :) all of us at the same time. What a hoot that would be :)
I'll bring flowers. I don't think some deceased person will mind if I help myself to their flowers from the funeral home (I'll kindly remove the ribbon that says beloved wife/husband).
Greg, I've always wanted to see my name on a sign at an airport - I think it will make me feel wanted - or hunted :) whichever ;) No I have never been hunted by the authorities so I'm sure I'll feel wanted.
Okay - but we truly do have to make a scene at the airport. Hold it - I'm already getting teary - this is so cool!!!
My BFF of 45 years picked me up at the airport when I went to California and she was holding a sign that said "George Clooney" on it. I laughed until my sides hurt!
LJ, I promise to wear the biggest most Dramatic Hat I own, and I own a few....we have parties where everyone must wear a Silly Hat. Try to be a party pooper wearing a Jester Hat complete with bells!
LOL - I love that D. Yeah - that would be hard to play down.
Isinng - that is hilarious about the George Clooney on a sign - makes me laugh.
D. I have the biggest red hat - very wide brimmed. I have never worn it but I think I do need to get a purple jacket and wear it on the plane.....bumping into everyone with my huge hat. Now that would be funny - maybe not appreciated but pretty darned funny.
Greg, I've always wanted to see my name on a sign at an airport - I think it will make me feel wanted - or hunted :) whichever ;) No I have never been hunted by the authorities so I'm sure I'll feel wanted.
Okay - but we truly do have to make a scene at the airport. Hold it - I'm already getting teary - this is so cool!!!
LJ, I promise to wear the biggest most Dramatic Hat I own, and I own a few....we have parties where everyone must wear a Silly Hat. Try to be a party pooper wearing a Jester Hat complete with bells!
Isinng - that is hilarious about the George Clooney on a sign - makes me laugh.
D. I have the biggest red hat - very wide brimmed. I have never worn it but I think I do need to get a purple jacket and wear it on the plane.....bumping into everyone with my huge hat. Now that would be funny - maybe not appreciated but pretty darned funny.
That should raise a few eyebrows!!!