you said Jokes clean ones...is this one to risqué?

Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas.

The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."

LOL how cute (giggle giggle)

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"

Puzzle anyone????

Las Vegas
http://thejigsawpuzzles.com/Puzzle-...

Basket Weaving in Progress
http://www.jigidi.com/puzzle.php?id...

Crafty Aprons
http://www.jigidi.com/puzzle.php?id...

Here Ya Go, Dris!
http://www.jigidi.com/puzzle.php?id...

Nick sat in his attorney's office.
"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said.
"Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
"That's the bad news?" asked Nick shockingly. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."

Those are too funny grannie!!!!!!!!!

Hi gabbygal good to see you dear.

Well, not much to say. I have lived in pain for over 20 years, undiagnosed spinal problem, fibro, etc. Used chiropractor and meditation. I was diagnosed with diabetes seven years ago. In that time, I have had a wild ride. Found much of the meds and pens, I am allergic too. Yeah. Lol. I have been on thempmp using Novolog for about six months. I am controlled! Yeah!

When I was dx'ed, there was no explanations, or help. So I just figured take the meds, and it will work out. Six months ago, I cukd not get my BG down under 200, I knew something was not right. I started looking at books, most of them were just not telling me what I wanted to know. Sure they wood say, you can and cannot at the, but why, I mean really way? How does my body work? Any how, I know I sound like a broken record, but wheniI read "think like a pancreas". It told me what I really wanted to know. So that I could understand this disease and how my body was working.

I'm gonna have to get that book, heard many good things from ones who it seems to help

add all jokes etc in the discussion area so all will see them (none were in the NEWS area so we didn't lose any ROFL

I need to get that book too even though I am not on insulin injection.

Hi to you too grannie!!!