The Coffee Shop Community Group
ARE YOU TIRED? TIRED OF BEING SICK? Then come and join us at the Coffee Shop. A place to hang out and forget about everything. Have a seat and grab a cup of coffee, tea, or water....and lets have a chat! *NOTE* Coffee Shop is not responsible for peeing yourself. Thank you....Dee
Redneck pick up lines...
1) Did you fart?
Cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
7) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.... the best for last!
11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
1) Did you fart?
Cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
7) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.... the best for last!
11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
#13 WANNA PLAY HOUSE YOU BE THE SCREEN DOOR N I'LL SLAM YA ALL NIGHT
#14 WANNA PLAY ARMY I'LL LAY DOWN N U CAN BLOW ME TO PIECES
#15 GRABBIN YOUR ASS SAYIN IZ THIS SEAT TAKEN
#16 CAN I TICKLE YOUR BELLY BUTTON FROM THE INSIDE