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A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him
is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, this
and jeans. Saint Peter addresses guy, " Who are you, so that I may know
whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven " ? The guy
replies, " I'm Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City."
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi-driver, " Take
this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
The taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the
minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, " I am Joseph Snow, pastor
of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years."
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, " Take this cotton
robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
" Just a minute," says the minister. " That man was a taxi-driver and he
gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be " ?
" Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter." While you preached,
people slept; while he drove, people prayed. "
is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, this
and jeans. Saint Peter addresses guy, " Who are you, so that I may know
whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven " ? The guy
replies, " I'm Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City."
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi-driver, " Take
this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
The taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the
minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, " I am Joseph Snow, pastor
of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years."
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, " Take this cotton
robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
" Just a minute," says the minister. " That man was a taxi-driver and he
gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be " ?
" Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter." While you preached,
people slept; while he drove, people prayed. "
serenityha
lol, good surprise. think he drove me a few times!
irocket
aaaahhhaaa good one!
TES9579
LOL... normally I'd defend the honor of my fellow New Yorkers for the assumption of bad driving, but there was a recent accident in the news involving a cabbie in NYC... and I've seen quite a few non-NYC cabbies who are just as bad; seriously it is like they find the worst drivers in the state and allow them to drive taxis here! I was in an accident with one that hit me because he was too busy reading the street sign to see my stopped car at the end of the street he was turning on to and he plowed right into my drivers' side door...
deleted_user
Thats a good one!
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