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A Burgler has broken into a home..and is searching for valuables.
He here's a voice say "Jesus can see you ".
Startled..he turns on a little flashlight and looks around..seeing no-one.
So.. he continues his search..
The voice in the dark comes again.. " Jesus is watching you ".
..Once again..he looks around..
And spots a parrot.
" Did you just say Jesus is watching me? " he asks the bird.
" Yes, I did".
" Well..who are you to talk to me that way ?"
The bird replies " My name is Moses".
"Moses? What the Hell kinda people give a bird a name like Moses?"
The parrot answers..." Well.. the same kinda folks who name their rotweiller Jesus "
I couldn't remember how to copy n paste on this pad..
So, I had to type this.
It made me laugh when I heard it..and when I tell it..
So..it was worth the forever it just took to type it.
:-) :-) :-) :-)
Hugs
jc
He here's a voice say "Jesus can see you ".
Startled..he turns on a little flashlight and looks around..seeing no-one.
So.. he continues his search..
The voice in the dark comes again.. " Jesus is watching you ".
..Once again..he looks around..
And spots a parrot.
" Did you just say Jesus is watching me? " he asks the bird.
" Yes, I did".
" Well..who are you to talk to me that way ?"
The bird replies " My name is Moses".
"Moses? What the Hell kinda people give a bird a name like Moses?"
The parrot answers..." Well.. the same kinda folks who name their rotweiller Jesus "
I couldn't remember how to copy n paste on this pad..
So, I had to type this.
It made me laugh when I heard it..and when I tell it..
So..it was worth the forever it just took to type it.
:-) :-) :-) :-)
Hugs
jc
Thanks jc
Hugs and smooch!
Hugs all
Thankyou JC.... Love ya bunches my friend... xoxoxoxoox 8-)
Thanks Buff,... bought back memories your story did.. 8-)
One of my friends Rotti,... would greet n meet you once your in the gate,... growling 8" from the groin of anyone... Ooooh , how spooky that was... awesome dog once the master told him to settle,.
He was so well trained ,... but.... Hmmm.... his teeth slowly wore out from finding and fetching grapefruit sized.. Rocks.. home daily.. He wouldn't stop it.. Wow that guy owned and then sold an awesome rainforest hideaway.... Beautiful place..
Thanks again JC ,. 8-),... so appreciate all the efforts on flopping the keyboard. for the laugh, eerky flipper challenges.. Thank You. so hugest (((Huhs))) xoxox
Hugs & God Bless
Lisa
Thank you for typing that..:-):-):-):-)
Mary Ellen