amway

collectible coins (on tv) - that's what woke me up.

satellite services! I get at least 3 flyers a week

cars

Clowns....always pushing their happy shit....BAH....Honkin those damn horns.... clipping your shins with their over-sized shoes....spewin confetti all over you...with their liquor breath......Slowing down traffic in the car pool lane, with that little car....Making those over sized balloon animals...only $10 for the lady...of course your lady is already at the "Awwwww that's sooooooo sweet!!", stage....Through gritted teeth, you hand over $10....Now the all dressed in black, bad ass cowboy image is now shattered, cause your now stuck carrying a 3' high, pink, "My little Pony" balloon creation the rest of the night ...Other couples see you...the women smile...the men on the other hand, feverishly grin as they look down and away, suppressing the intense laughter that wants to spew out from their very souls....But you know they'll be telling the "boys" what they just say....oh the guilt......oh the shame......I need to phone my counsellor......

oh my goodness Buffalo! you always make me smile

Telephone Services

LOL Buff!

Retail people (who work on commission).

Yes Buff but you're the one that's going to "get" some! haha

Win a free trip for 2! all you have to do is purchase a xyz for $10 and you could win a trip worth $5000. These are everywhere! I worked in a restaurant that had one and they didn't pick a winner out of the whole 5 people that filled out their note, so I threw their big display, box all of it in the trash! Good riddance!

high political office

drugs

DAMN the pusherman

Avon

Buffalo Glue salespeople......a spin off of Gorilla Glue

shoes