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My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
“ If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
My mother taught me RELIGION.
“ You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“ If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week " !
My mother taught me LOGIC.
“ Because I said so, that’s why.”
My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
“ If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”
My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
“ Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident.”
My mother taught me IRONY.
“ Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about " !
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
“ Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISTS.
“ Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck " !
My mother taught me about STAMINA.
“ You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
My mother taught me about WEATHER.
“ This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
“ If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times, don’t exaggerate " !
My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
“ I brought you into this world, and I can take you out..”
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
“ Stop acting like your father " !
My mother taught me about ENVY.
“ There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”
My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
“ Just wait until we get home.”
My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
“ You are going to get it when you get home " !
My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
“ If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.”
My mother taught me ESP.
“ Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold " ?
My mother taught me HUMOR.
“ When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
“ If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
My mother taught me GENETICS.
“You’re just like your father.”
My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
“ Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”
My mother taught me WISDOM.
“ When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”
My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
“ One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you " !
Love Ya, ~Barbara
“ If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
My mother taught me RELIGION.
“ You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“ If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week " !
My mother taught me LOGIC.
“ Because I said so, that’s why.”
My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
“ If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”
My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
“ Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident.”
My mother taught me IRONY.
“ Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about " !
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
“ Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISTS.
“ Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck " !
My mother taught me about STAMINA.
“ You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
My mother taught me about WEATHER.
“ This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
“ If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times, don’t exaggerate " !
My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
“ I brought you into this world, and I can take you out..”
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
“ Stop acting like your father " !
My mother taught me about ENVY.
“ There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”
My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
“ Just wait until we get home.”
My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
“ You are going to get it when you get home " !
My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
“ If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.”
My mother taught me ESP.
“ Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold " ?
My mother taught me HUMOR.
“ When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
“ If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
My mother taught me GENETICS.
“You’re just like your father.”
My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
“ Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”
My mother taught me WISDOM.
“ When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”
My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
“ One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you " !
Love Ya, ~Barbara
Yet I was told, "Do you want someone to see you have dirty underwear if you get hit by a bus?"
If I get hit by a bus, chances are my undies are the *least* of my worries! I pointed that out once at age 11 and was told, "Just turst me, they'll notice."
!LOL, thanks B.