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Neighbor's Front Lawn ?

bgoodwin44
bgoodwin44
Name Something You'd See On Your

Neighbor's Front Lawn At Christmas ?
WalkinBuffaloMan
WalkinBuffaloMan
Currently, due to warm temps, many deceased snow persons(truly hard to determine gender) Oh the carnage, may they puddle in peace...
Group Founderirocket
irocket
Everything they can squeeze into every possible inch that is Christmas orientated! Sheesh!
e4now
e4now
hubby said a passed out drunk
mike12358
mike12358
Erika, now that's funny

Thanks...

A Star
Seekn1
Seekn1
Definitely,....... the Esky (Chilli Bin), .. a,... (Bundi) Bundaberg Rum bottle, or plural.'s...... empty XXXX, or VB beer cans.... generally lined up end to end to make the Christmas Beer Train...

Hmmm,.... or was that my front yard.... 8-),... oooops smack ... and ... ummm some various ,.."borrowed" ... items of interest possibly collected from all the other neighbours yard. ... ooooh....... I wanna be young again..

All in the vain attempt to capture n prove the true existence of Rudolph n that Happy n Wonderful Mr Santa Claus...

Awww,.... I wanna try again,....... Can we,. ...Can we..... Can we pleeeewease,..,, Huh,... huh....

N.... of course..... lots of party streamers from those party poppers thingy's......

Pssst ... all above said "borrowed" items were shamefully returned to thus owners on Christmas Day....
MoonDancingNana
MoonDancingNana
In Florida an alligator grabbed the pink plastic stork with the wired legs caught on the front leg. I did not watch what then hapened. The aftermath was Santa lying on his side and Christmas lights hither and yon. I did not enjoy Florida during Christmas.
gr8ful2b
gr8ful2b
Grandma after getting run over by a reindeer.......
WalkinBuffaloMan
WalkinBuffaloMan
...and Grandpa got arrested Christmas Eve...
gr8ful2b
gr8ful2b
You could say there's no such thing as Santa...
WalkinBuffaloMan
WalkinBuffaloMan
But poor ole granny will be alone on Christmas Eve
Group Founderirocket
irocket
Ha Erika!

You're all nuts must be why I love you ;)
bgoodwin44
bgoodwin44
" LOL " !!!!!!!!!!!!!
WalkinBuffaloMan
WalkinBuffaloMan
So granny went home and spiked some eggnog
and poured a big glass for herself
Then she heard a knock at the front door
She opened it up and saw a elf
WalkinBuffaloMan
WalkinBuffaloMan
He said that santas really sorry
He'd like to offer you a ride in his sleigh
And later if mrs claus isn't lookin
him and granny can have a roll in the hay
Group Founderirocket
irocket
Which granny replied in good spirit
she jumped on him then bit it
Santa gave a ho ho ho like never before
Mrs. Claus showed up at the door......
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